DA Baracus Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. You're a donkey posting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: I've seen a cat posted, I've seen a dog posted. But I have never seen, a donkey posted. You’re forgetting your previous avatar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 You're a donkey postingc**t You’re forgetting your previous avatar.c**t 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: We have ponies involved now. @The Minertaur can trump that with his Cowden-supporting llama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: We have ponies involved now. That one is very flirty, with its windswept hair over its eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 24 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: @The Minertaur can trump that with his Cowden-supporting llama. Yet to encounter a llama, although I did yell "Tina, EAT THE FOOOOOOOD!!!" at this ungrateful little sh*t. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 6 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Can you not just tell them you are a Freeman? He's not a free man, he's a number... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: For whatever reason, farm animals seem to have been in my face all week (usually they'd be completely indifferent to my presence). Is it because I'm using a different shampoo? Have they just finished or given up on some form of Lent/Ramadan-type event? Have I suddenly been given some godly power? For example, this lot just wandered down the hill to congregate around me earlier. ... and now this c*nto has taken a sudden interest. Ask them where the f**k the slam tent is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 If anyone is looking for cheap earbuds. Get these. https://www.johnlewis.com/jlab-audio-go-air-true-wireless-bluetooth-in-ear-headphones-with-mic-remote/p4977325?sku=238591163&colour=Blue&s_ppc=2dx92700055381559076&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvb75BRD1ARIsAP6LcquFtL42aS9-cHjxU2FFsKIb9i1xKfkmkyVITBV67JRsHPzrQ0SRnuUaAmLiEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Superb. Used them all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 56 minutes ago, Slenderman said: If anyone is looking for cheap earbuds. Get these. https://www.johnlewis.com/jlab-audio-go-air-true-wireless-bluetooth-in-ear-headphones-with-mic-remote/p4977325?sku=238591163&colour=Blue&s_ppc=2dx92700055381559076&tmad=c&tmcampid=2&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvb75BRD1ARIsAP6LcquFtL42aS9-cHjxU2FFsKIb9i1xKfkmkyVITBV67JRsHPzrQ0SRnuUaAmLiEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Superb. Used them all day. I'll pass. Unlike you I don't have cheap ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I'll pass. Unlike you I don't have cheap ears. Fair fucks mate. Was aimed at people in the market for cheap & easy to use stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 On 13/08/2020 at 15:37, Shandon Par said: Of course, being a Freeman means you are above the law. Sincerest Be a wears to your boss. My boss was off today and ofc he's drafted me in to the saga. I've had to send our response to "The living man x of the family x" from our apparently fraudulent and corporate department. I've signed my name as illegibly as possible but if he still deciphers it then it was nice knowing you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, NotThePars said: My boss was off today and ofc he's drafted me in to the saga. I've had to send our response to "The living man x of the family x" from our apparently fraudulent and corporate department. I've signed my name as illegibly as possible but if he still deciphers it then it was nice knowing you all. "To The living man X of the family X, I refer you to the answer given in Arkell v Pressdram Yours sincerely The living man Not of the family The Pars" Spoiler The answer given in the case was "f*ck off" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 I experienced the farm animal curiosity recently as well. and no didn’t before anyone asks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 Do you not work for Ladbrokes NotThePars? Did this guy lose a load on the 2:30 at Kempton and is now claiming that he doesn’t have to pay because you don’t legally exist and neither does the three legged nag he put the mortgage payment on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 36 minutes ago, NotThePars said: My boss was off today and ofc he's drafted me in to the saga. I've had to send our response to "The living man x of the family x" from our apparently fraudulent and corporate department. I've signed my name as illegibly as possible but if he still deciphers it then it was nice knowing you all. Makes my blood boil just reading about these tossers. Hope you punch him in the pus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: @The Minertaur can trump that with his Cowden-supporting llama. Hearts have got one as well. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-51674019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: But I have never seen, a donkey posted. You'd need some size of a fucking letterbox. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Dee Man said: I've just seen one of those 'My wee handsome boy going back to school' posts on Facebook with a photograph of what I can only assume is her human child. A face only a mother could love. I saw one of these posts this morning, the young lad in question must've been about 6 foot and was wearing a Stone Island jumper on top of his school shirt. Looked like he was going to work the doors rather start second year at high school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I experienced the farm animal curiosity recently as well. and no didn’t before anyone asks. That one looks quite taken with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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