SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Never heard of mate? Do you post on the poster post thread? Good night Buddha loves a you all.....Friday Shit I forgot , C'mon Scotland, see you in the thread at 01:45 Edited September 4, 2020 by SlipperyP 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Indeed. I flew with them from Edinburgh to Stockholm* and didn't have any issue with either the plane or clientele. *Skavsta, their equivalent of 'Glasgow' Prestwick (if you moved Prestwick down to Ballantrae). (Sp) Heavenly involved in some shite....a f**k heszkHJBvlJKGH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Slippy, these last few pages read like you’ve gone full Mallo. Please say it ain’t so. Nobody should go full Mallo. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Slippy, these last few pages read like you’ve gone full Mallo. Please say it ain’t so. Nobody should go full Mallo. The more you play, the more arseholes type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: There was a £60 charge for changing a flight and they wanted £115 for an even simpler name change. I hope they die of the worst, longest and most painful aids there is. Depends how simple the name change is, my surname was misspelt but I got through fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qos91 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I very rarely post on here but read quite a lot. That was the best run of posts I've read in a long, long time. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 I was about to share my concerns about the average size of eggs in a mixed weight carton but it might have to wait a bit now. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Slippery is going to be rough when he wakes up at about 8pm our time. Hope he gets right back on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Slippery is going to be rough when he wakes up at about 8pm our time. Hope he gets right back on it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: Slippery is going to be rough when he wakes up at about 8pm our time. Hope he gets right back on it. As you and me know, crazy people dont sleep,,,,we fall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Just now, SlipperyP said: As you and me know, crazy people dont sleep,,,,we fall It's a real honour for you to mention me in the same breath as you Slip. We'd have made a good 70's cop duo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 In common with a lot of people at the moment, I've been growing a lockdown beard and to be fair it's got to the stage where it's got a bit "luxuriant". Anyway, I was going down to the main street at lunchtime to get a couple of things - the quickest route takes me past a school, which was obviously having its lunchbreak at the same time as well. As I was walking down the hill, out of the corner of my eye I saw a wee lassie up at the fence waving frantically in my direction as I approached...not wanting to appear OFTW, I ignored her. It wasn't till I was almost the other side of the street I heard her shouting - I assume to her pals: "SO-AND-SO! SO-AND-SO! QUICK! IT'S BILLY CONNOLLY!" Kids? Wee jobbies... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 5 hours ago, SlipperyP said: starts to dicktake 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: In common with a lot of people at the moment, I've been growing a lockdown beard and to be fair it's got to the stage where it's got a bit "luxuriant". Anyway, I was going down to the main street at lunchtime to get a couple of things - the quickest route takes me past a school, which was obviously having its lunchbreak at the same time as well. As I was walking down the hill, out of the corner of my eye I saw a wee lassie up at the fence waving frantically in my direction as I approached...not wanting to appear OFTW, I ignored her. It wasn't till I was almost the other side of the street I heard her shouting - I assume to her pals: "SO-AND-SO! SO-AND-SO! QUICK! IT'S BILLY CONNOLLY!" Kids? Wee jobbies... I thought that was going to get quite dark there. But it ended up as a gentle case of mistaken identity. Phew! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 As you and me know, crazy people dont sleep,,,,we fallOnly love brother, HH. Best poster on the site, will get my quiz score in later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 (edited) 50 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Only love brother, HH. Best poster on the site, will get my quiz score in later. Never heard it before, 3.10 min.....Jesus, I;m no religions but that base line did make me think "nobody in the world can dance the same as me" sure some motherfucker in the gelatic world has seen me on you tube(yes i'm there) and will copy my ass I can only play with headphones now., really as we said before .....you can only get good at shit if you keep doing over and over. You may laugh but I;m lucky, i will sleep 10 hours in the next 4 days. It a holiday, untilTuesday, ant reason, for an old man to dance and I WILL be there... Edited September 4, 2020 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Some effort from the pretend lunatic last night. My face hurts. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Some effort from the pretend lunatic last night. My face hurts. Last night? Arshole like you leave after 2 pints, Where;s Miguel? Who? That guy who does the dead pool? Who? I'm trying to think?.....He posts on the ...nae fuckin. Watching is first born, went home and wanked as he got 7 likes. Not got a clue of database/spreadsheet, unlike his 2 sisters who do the spreading and sheeting on a daily basis. Thinks Liverpool is the best team in Scotland. His uncle as said "No" to him on many occasions 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Just now, SlipperyP said: Last night? Arshole like you leave after 2 pints, Where;s Miguel? Who? That guy who does the dead pool? Who? I'm trying to think?.....He posts on the ...nae fuckin. Watching is first born, went home and wanked as he got 7 likes. Not got a clue of database/spreadsheet, unlike his 2 sisters who do the spreading and sheeting on a daily basis. Thinks Liverpool is the best team in Scotland. His uncle as said "No" to him on many occasions Extremely insulted by this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 Never heard it before, 3.10 min.....Jesus, I;m no religions but that base line did make me think "nobody in the world can dance the same as me" sure some motherfucker in the gelatic world has seen me on you tube(yes i'm there) and will copy my ass I can only play with headphones now., really as we said before .....you can only get good at shit if you keep doing over and over. You may laugh but I;m lucky, i will sleep 10 hours in the next 4 days. It a holiday, untilTuesday, ant reason, for an old man to dance and I WILL be there...Gospel house vibes. Like the king, Robert Hood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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