throbber Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 There is something incredibly satisfying about soaking the lawn with a sprinkler after a hot sunny day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Dee Man said: My Da, Gran and Granda were all on this train: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/nostalgia/1335188/the-childrens-picnic-train-journey-that-ended-in-tragedy-at-wormit-station/ Scary experience. I take it they all survived? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 12 hours ago, Dee Man said: My Da, Gran and Granda were all on this train: https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/nostalgia/1335188/the-childrens-picnic-train-journey-that-ended-in-tragedy-at-wormit-station/ Any compo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, throbber said: There is something incredibly satisfying about soaking the lawn with a sprinkler after a hot sunny day. No comment 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 hours ago, ICTChris said: Neanderthal men preferred older women. Also, people in Iceland are partially descended from Papua New Guinea. https://phys.org/news/2020-04-neandertals-older-mothers-younger-fathers.amp?__twitter_impression=true MILFs eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Scary experience. I take it they all survived? Yeah, but my gran got some nasty injuries and didn't like to talk about it. I don't think she ever travelled on a train again. Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Any compo? Good question - I don't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I think at some point in our lives we've all hired two men to break into our house with machetes and stroke us with a broom. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I think at some point in our lives we've all hired two men to break into our house with machetes and stroke us with a broom. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-52843846 The judge concluded that "the facts of the case are unusual". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: The judge concluded that "the facts of the case are unusual". Don't know what's more unusual - the broom fantasy or someone letting themselves in each day to make coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 minute ago, hk blues said: Don't know what's more unusual - the broom fantasy or someone letting themselves in each day to make coffee Yes, I think we need to learn more about this "friend". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Bo'ness, aliens, natch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Compulsory "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!" The residents of Bo'ness must have been doing a power of fish-people shagging in lockdown if this lad's feeling that confident about going for a stroll on land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Compulsory "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!" The residents of Bo'ness must have been doing a power of fish-people shagging in lockdown if this lad's feeling that confident about going for a stroll on land. Where's the pub, mate? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) Not sure what my original post detailed re email, so have amended till i'm enlightened. Edited May 29, 2020 by hearthammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Where's the pub, mate? Shut. Maybe try again in a month or so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) nothing to see here Edited May 29, 2020 by Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Can we add "posting a link to your email login" to the chariot racing betting and failing to know how to work a plug to the mounting evidence that your brain has become proper fucked by lockdown? ??? Obviously assistance required here. What have i done ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Definitely wasn’t me IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 12 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: Rather than spray her with a fire extinguisher and throw stuff (cans of juice?) to get her to stop stabbing people, why didn't they just tip her wheelchair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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