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[NJ2]

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gqsqd8/i_dont_want_to_take_part_in_my_gfs_23f_sex_ritual/
My post was capped because I didn't have a throwaway account but I'd like some advice:
So I'm (23M) getting married to my GF (23F) early next year if all goes to plan. I don't have a lot of family (I'm no contact with my dad for several years now.) She, however, has a huge extended family.
For the most part we get on great. They tend to be very loud and have huge personalities, which is sometimes hard for me to deal with since I've always been on the quiet side. But overall very warm and caring people.
Something weird I've noticed since we got engaged is that my GF's cousins sometimes make jokes about our wedding night. It's weird for them to joke about it since I'm pretty sure her family is aware we've slept together before since we share a bed at holiday gatherings and vacations.
A few nights ago we were discussing wedding plans and thinking about places to go on our honeymoon (if COVID-19 clears up and we can travel by then). My GF and I were brainstorming ideas when she tells me that we won't need a bridal suite right away. Obviously I ask why (we're getting married at a pretty nice hotel) and she says that she'd like for us to stay at her parent's house.
I don't really mind this - we're trying to save money for a house deposit anyway - but GF seems like she has more to say so I push for why she wants it. She tells me that there's a really old tradition in her family on the wedding night.
The husband and wife go into the master bedroom together and they are supposed to 'consummate' the marriage. The rest of the family are waiting outside the door so they can applaud them and cheer when they come out. Then a piece of the bed sheet is cut off and sewn into a big tapestry my GF's mother owns.
I think my GF saw I wasn't happy because she quickly told me that we wouldn't have to actually consummate the marriage if I felt uncomfortable and we could just pretend.
I don't want anything to do with this. I absolutely freaked and told her under no circumstances will I be doing that kind of thing in front of her whole family. When I came back from taking a walk to clear my head, she was now noticeably acting down and still is. I think she's also been texting her family about this because I received a text from her mother telling me that I 'don't understand the importance of family' and tradition yet and this kind of tradition has been around longer than I've been alive.
I don't know how I'm meant to go on from here. I really love my GF and she is the woman I want to spend my life with. I'm freaked out of course but she is my whole world. But how should I handle her family and navigate his 'tradition'?
TL;DR my girlfriend's family have a tradition where they stand outside the room on the wedding night. I still want to marry my GF but I don't want anything to do with this. Advice?

Given that you want to spend the rest of your life with her...get a bottle of champagne in that room, sit and toast to your future. Take some time to let the day sink in and enjoy just getting some time together then get back to the party and let these mentalists have their sheet. Looking at it like that, it’s no real hardship on anyone. You get some downtime on what I expect will be a pretty and emotional day. The lunatics get the sheet.

[Stellaboz]

Smash her back doors in and leave a brown stain instead. See what they say to that.

[GordonD]

Tell the M-i-L that you agree, as long as you and the new wife can listen at her door while she and the F-i-L set about it.

Alternatively tell her she's a disgusting old pervert and there are plenty of websites* if she wants to listen to people shagging.

*So I'm told.

[NJ2]

Alternative idea, pish the bed?
There’s yer sheet!

[Melanius Mullarkey]

15 minutes ago, NJ2 said:

Alternative idea, pish the bed?
There’s yer sheet!

Or...

 

[Honest Saints Fan]

1 hour ago, Rugster said:

@Honest Saints Fan always refers to @keithgy as Keithy G and it gets right on my tits

Of course it's Keithy G. Ya dick.

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

How frequently do you talk about P&B in person?

Sometimes. We'll maybe say, did you see "x" on P&B, it's worth a read. Or we'll rate our top 5 sexiest posters. Just the usual chat. 

[Mark Connolly]

22 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said:

Of course it's Keithy G. Ya dick.

Sometimes. We'll maybe say, did you see "x" on P&B, it's worth a read. Or we'll rate our top 5 sexiest posters. Just the usual chat. 

[Shandon Par]

2 hours ago, Rugster said:

@Honest Saints Fan always refers to @keithgy as Keithy G and it gets right on my tits

Don’t worry about it. I sometimes call Mrs Par “Faissal” when in the throes of passion. Don’t let it make you feel less of a man. 

[NJ2]

Don’t worry about it. I sometimes call Mrs Par “Faissal” when in the throes of passion. Don’t let it make you feel less of a man. 

She calling you Nardo?

[tamthebam]

2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Don’t worry about it. I sometimes call Mrs Par “Faissal” when in the throes of passion. Don’t let it make you feel less of a man. 

Pertick Faissal?

[buchan30]

2 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Pertick Faissal?

Pertick Faissal Nil?

[Jacksgranda]

9 hours ago, buchan30 said:

Pertick Faissal Nil?

Allright, Billy.

[BFTD]

Glastonbury Council committee recommend buying 128MB USB flash drives for £339 each in order to  "re-harmonise the disturbing frequencies" produced by 5G.

Shockingly turns out to be a scam. Regardless, council committee member recommends employing scammers to build protection network for entirety of Glastonbury.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

[welshbairn]

Protect your loved ones from 5g for only £300 using quantum holographic catalyzer technology to create a nano layer protective bubble around your house. (pipped to the post by a big fat tabby I see. grrr)

Alternatively buy a standard 128MB USB stick and put a sticky label on it. You don't even have to plug it in, just leave it lying around.

https://5gbioshield.com/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

Edited May 28, 2020 by welshbairn

[GordonD]

22 hours ago, NJ2 said:

Always wondered how little he thought of his actual kid that instead of naming himself insertnameheresDa he went with JacksGranda. Seems harsh.

Because then the Granpaw Broon avatar wouldn't have made sense

[GordonD]

20 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Glastonbury Council committee recommend buying 128MB USB flash drives for £339 each in order to  "re-harmonise the disturbing frequencies" produced by 5G.

Shockingly turns out to be a scam. Regardless, council committee member recommends employing scammers to build protection network for entirety of Glastonbury.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

Well, with no festival this year I suppose they have to recoup the money from somewhere.

[BFTD]

5 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Alternatively buy a standard 128MB USB stick and put a sticky label on it.

https://5gbioshield.com/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

I love how it's 128MB. There are warehouses full of the damned things, as they're too small to be useful to most folk anymore, and wholesalers have been practically giving them away for ages.

Pure coincidence that's the capacity of this miracle product  

[Melanius Mullarkey]

8 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

Protect your loved ones from 5g for only £300 using quantum holographic catalyzer technology to create a nano layer protective bubble around your house.

Alternatively buy a standard 128MB USB stick and put a sticky label on it.

https://5gbioshield.com/

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

A number of 3x2m dust sheets from B&Q (£2.99 each) would be much more effective.

IMO

[welshbairn]

15 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:

I love how it's 128MB. There are warehouses full of the damned things, as they're too small to be useful to most folk anymore, and wholesalers have been practically giving them away for ages.

Pure coincidence that's the capacity of this miracle product  

It would only be fair to Toby Hall who recommended this marvellous device to the good people of Glastonbury to post his full submission to the committee.

Quote

Toby R Hall – Non-Councillor Advisory Committee Member: Reflections.
What I have learnt about Microwave and Radio Frequency Radiations, (RFRs).
RFRs were developed by the military as a stealth weapon.
This US Navy report from 1972 laid out that microwave and RFRs was damaging to
humans on a cellular level. See Chapter 1 Pages 7-11, for list of the detrimental
effects of RFRs.
https://secureservercdn.net/198.71.188.149/4cd.eb7.myftpupload.com/wpcontent/uploads/2019/06/Navy-Medical-Research-Institute-Military-MicrowaveRadiowave-Report.pdf
Thousands of scientific peer reviewed reports since have backed this up. Retired
military and defence industry engineers concur, including: USA; Nancy Hopkins,
Canada; Gerry Flynn, UK; Barrie Trower and Mark Steel.
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No studies show that 5G is safe. Why then are industry, regulatory bodies, and
Governments, continuing to ignore these peer reviewed scientific reports, whilst
racing to blanket the world in 5G antenna?
Money, power, surveillance, and control. They have managed till now to get away
with this by ‘fixing’ the terms of reference. Knowing RFRs-EMFs were highly
dangerous weapon grade stealth frequencies that caused human cell damage they
limited the terms of reference to purely the thermal effects of these radiations,
ignoring the proven serious health effects. They raised the ‘permissible levels’ to a
very high threshold, a lose-lose for humans, animals, and plants that are being
negatively impacted by these genotoxic frequencies.
Humans, animals, flora are bio-electrical beings. Our brain and hearts generate
electrical pulses. Consequently, we are sensitive to electrical fields and RFRs.
Leading cell biologist Dr Bruce Lipton, is clear that even low level RFRs weaken our
immune system making us more vulnerable to illness, including COVID-19 currently
causing much harm around the world. Wuhan was one of the first 5G cities 10,000
antenna activated in late 2019.
WHO, World Health Organisation, organised a symposium in 1973 entitled ‘The
Biological Effects and Health Hazards of Electromagnetic Radiation’.
https://www.emfoff.com/symposium/
Now the WHO fails to recognise the Biological effects of RFRs! Why?
The WHO EMF Project and ICNIRP have been intertwined.
https://microwavenews.com/news-center/can-who-kick-icnirp-habit
The EMF Portal of the University of Aachen (https://www.emf-portal.org/en) contains
over 28,000 studies on the biological effects of electromagnetic radiation. FDA, FCC,
in the USA are two more regulatory bodies who are ‘owned’ by the telecoms industry
and fail in regard to researching and presenting the facts in regard to the health
issues of RFRs.
Surveillance, IOT- Internet of Things, and 5G.
Crowd control, mind control, ‘voice to skull’, and the ability to manipulate individuals
or groups of people emotionally, even to self-harm are achieved via RFR
programming. This patented technology is being used worldwide. 5G is the vehicle
for total control and the ‘surveillance state’, this is pernicious and dangerous.
Medical/Health damage.
RFR damage can be slow and accumulative. With higher levels it can be lethal and
dramatic. Such as flocks of birds falling out of the sky dead when 5G is turned on.
People get nose bleeds and suicide rates increase.
Cities, Countries, and locations that have banned 5G.
Switzerland has introduced a national moratorium, Brussels the EU HQ, The White
House, Mar a Largo etc.
https://larryhannigan.files.wordpress.com/2019/12/places-stopping-5g-2.pdf
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Insurance companies such as Lloyds and Swiss Re will not cover again harm from
RFRs.
https://www.rfsafe.com/lloyds-of-london-insurance-wont-cover-smartphones-wifismart-meters-cell-phone-towers-by-excluding-all-wireless-radiation-hazards/
The reason for this is that they know RFRs are both carcinogenic and neuro toxic.
See also >2ND LARGEST INSURANCE FIRM CLASSIFIES 5G AS A “HIGH
IMPACT” LIABILITY
https://www.silverdoctors.com/headlines/world-news/2nd-largest-insurance-firmclassifies-5g-as-a-high-impact-liability/
Conclusions:
There is overwhelming peer reviewed scientific evidence that RFRs-EMFs are
seriously damaging to human health across the 2G, 3G, 4G, and 5G spectrums.
The industry knows this but will not admit it.
The regulatory bodies are often compromised and working with the industry.
Causing great harm to people. We can choose whether we wish to use a smart
phone, but we cannot opt out from being ‘wi-fried’ by cell towers. It is important we
minimise exposure for our health and wellbeing, especially for our children.
Recommendations:
• Set up a Glastonbury information advise body on RFRs (website).
• Have a qualified person able to scientifically monitor with appropriate equipment
RFR levels especially in schools and businesses.
• Encourage the community to protect themselves by adopting safer use of the
technology.
• Shungite is a cheap and helpful preventive, available in several Glastonbury
shops.
• 5G Bioshield https://5gbioshield.com/ We use this device and find it helpful.
• Safe G website: https://safeg.net/home/ Practical information to implement safer
methods of connectivity.
I hope that the Glastonbury Town Council, will resist the roll of 5G in the town, by
upholding to the Precautionary Principle and working to a moratorium to ban 5G.
Connectivity of businesses and the community can be met by 4G and hi-speed
broadband fibre-optic cables which can be brought into homes and businesses.

https://glastonbury.gov.uk/5g-report/

[BFTD]

23 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It would only be fair to Toby Hall who recommended this marvellous device to the good people of Glastonbury to post his full submission to the committee.

Literally a bunch of sentences copypasted from conspiracy theory websites without any thought or scrutiny whatsoever.

Flicking through the report, most of it reads like a bunch of neanderthals banning fire in case the sky burns down. Embarrassing for anyone who lives there.