Granny Danger Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 37 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just saw Gordon Strachan in M&S (Murraygate branch). He had a packet of cocktail sausages and some walnut whips in his basket. Tells you everything you need to know about the man. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Tells you everything you need to know about the man. He has a small shrivelled penis and drops a load of faeces? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 12 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Tells you everything you need to know about the man. Unless the walnut whips were the dark chocolate ones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 15 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: He has a small shrivelled penis and drops a load of faeces? Why the question mark? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 16 minutes ago, beefybake said: Unless the walnut whips were the dark chocolate ones Milk chocolate, unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 32 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Tells you everything you need to know about the man. Thought you were a big M&S fan or have I got that the wrong way round? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 2 hours ago, alta-pete said: Snap. This week it has been Wayne’s World followed by Police Academy. Think Airplane will be next up. Some of the humour though ; doesn’t really pass muster in these more enlightened times. The Wayne's Worlds films are from the 90s. #Pedantry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 3 hours ago, GordonD said: Are people really as gullible as this? Met Police appeal over 'fake nude game show' - BBC News You've not seen Naked Attraction or that weird Keith Chegwin show where they were all naked? Or met any of the Great British Public, many of whom will do literally anything to get on TV? Those were filmed in a studio, not a hotel room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Milk chocolate, unfortunately. M&S own brand? If so he's got good taste as they don't have those fucking walnuts on top. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just saw Gordon Strachan in M&S (Murraygate branch). He had a packet of cocktail sausages and some walnut whips in his basket. He probably thought they they were normal sized sausages. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thought you were a big M&S fan or have I got that the wrong way round? No need to lash out. Not that I’m complaining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Those were filmed in a studio, not a hotel room.Do you think the people on those shows had to audition somewhere, or did they just rock up the studio and get their kit off? When people will do anything to get on TV and someone they see as plausible tells them they can get on TV by doing an "audition", I'm sure there would have been many more victims lining up had they not been caught (in fact there may have already been a lot more that didn't report it at the time, who knows?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Went to the shop for some juice. Bought this : Which is bloody delightful. Especially so when doubled up with a bag of mini eggs. £1.50 a can is a bit of a pisstake though - and so is the £1 for an 80g bag of mini eggs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to the shop for some juice. Bought this : Which is bloody delightful. Especially so when doubled up with a bag of mini eggs. £1.50 a can is a bit of a pisstake though - and so is the £1 for an 80g bag of mini eggs. Are Mini Eggs A.) An all year round thing now B.) Taking the piss by bringing them out in December C.) Out of date ????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Are Mini Eggs A.) An all year round thing now B.) Taking the piss by bringing them out in December C.) Out of date ????? The shop beside me always has an endless supply of them, think they're all year round. Creme egg watch : still not out yet. Sadly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 54 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Those were filmed in a studio, not a hotel room. Do you think the people on those shows had to audition somewhere, or did they just rock up the studio and get their kit off? When people will do anything to get on TV and someone they see as plausible tells them they can get on TV by doing an "audition", I'm sure there would have been many more victims lining up had they not been caught (in fact there may have already been a lot more that didn't report it at the time, who knows?) Well, you seem to know a lot more about the procedure for getting on Naked Attraction than I do, so I'll bow to your superior knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: The shop beside me always has an endless supply of them, think they're all year round. Creme egg watch : still not out yet. Sadly. Seriously? We got them in mid November for van sales, check your local Premier or Londis as they should have them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 I sometimes eat homeade pizza with a tomato sauce base. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: The shop beside me always has an endless supply of them, think they're all year round. Creme egg watch : still not out yet. Sadly. My local paper shop has creme eggs said he's seen them for a few weeks at bookers so they will be with you up in Dundee shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 I'm wide awake and after watching the boxing decided I'd give whatever boxing game I can find on my Game Pass for free a whirl through the night. Downloaded "Fight night champion". It's older than my gran. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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