effeffsee_the2nd Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 I can’t really be arsed following my football team these days ..Ps not in a dummy spitting way , just proper apathy I couldn’t name most of the squad or their positions this season 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Bought a touring caravan 3 months and hate towing it so today bought a static caravan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Wonder how that turned out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 29 minutes ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: I can’t really be arsed following my football team these days .. Ps not in a dummy spitting way , just proper apathy I couldn’t name most of the squad or their positions this season Clachnacuddin have put big pictures of the squad with their sponsors on a wall between the gate and the pie shop, unfortunately without their shirt numbers, but it helps. Otherwise they still aren't giving out team sheets, so I wouldn't have a clue, loads of changes since Covid started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 5 hours ago, throbber said: Stayed in the Hilton in Newcastle this weekend and had a lovely time. Did you leave a cock drawing at reception? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Saw an ad on TV last night for Ocado, purportedly extolling the virtues of their awesome fresh food which you can order online and have conveyed to your door for convenience by one of their smiley happy drivers.The final frame of ad contains bits of 'small print', part of which reads 'Delivery Excludes Scotland'.Don't quite get why a company want to advertise in Scotland but then tell Scotland that 'we don' t want your custom'.F*ck Ocado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 3 hours ago, effeffsee_the2nd said: I can’t really be arsed following my football team these days .. Ps not in a dummy spitting way , just proper apathy I couldn’t name most of the squad or their positions this season It usually takes me 6 months to work out who's playing for Edinburgh City, by which time they've usually been released. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Did you leave a cock drawing at reception? No, you leave them hidden about the room for the next guest, preferably between the pages of the Gideon Bible. Always worth leaving a few notes around in the kettle or shower to say, "hi, I didn't piss here, but I could have and housekeeping obviously didn't clean it". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Bring back Soccer FM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Gin is tremendous fair. A good old proper normal gin none of the flavoured shite. Martin Millers or the like, touch of tonic, bit of ice and a slice. The wife makes a cracking gin tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 15 hours ago, throbber said: Stayed in the Hilton in Newcastle this weekend and had a lovely time. Did her family turn up to clap and cheer outside the door in anticipation of you successfully inseminating her for a third time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gin is tremendous fair. A good old proper normal gin none of the flavoured shite. Martin Millers or the like, touch of tonic, bit of ice and a slice. The wife makes a cracking gin tbf. Mullarkey. Very much the Queen Mother figure of P&B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Mullarkey. Very much the Queen Mother figure of P&B. Glad you captured my blue spotty era. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 That's one of the few things the Royal family get right. The Queen Maw used to get shitfaced on gin and dubonnet every day, and Liz herself has a 1 part gin to 2 parts dubonnet cocktail every lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: That's one of the few things the Royal family get right. The Queen Maw used to get shitfaced on gin and dubonnet every day, and Liz herself has a 1 part gin to 2 parts dubonnet cocktail every lunchtime. Prince Phillip would always take the back roads home after a lunchtime drink as “there’s less police about . “ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Gin is tremendous fair. A good old proper normal gin none of the flavoured shite. Martin Millers or the like, touch of tonic, bit of ice and a slice. The wife makes a cracking gin tbf. I can vouch for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Mullarkey. Very much the Queen Mother figure of P&B. I thought that was you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 05/09/2021 at 09:18, Bairnardo said: Na, regardless of your views on marriage as a whole, Weddings are fucking class. One of the best days of my life if not the best, not because of bullshit romantic reasons, but because almost everyone I care about was in the same room, for us. Brilliant. I dont think iv been to a badabd wedding tbf Can confirm this. No issue with the concept of marriage as a whole but always viewed a wedding itself as something likely to be a whole load of hassle, mostly for other people's benefit that you couldn't properly relax and enjoy for worrying. We'd seriously discussed doing it as just the two of us. Saturday has shown me that's a load of cynical bollocks, I had an incredible day and wouldn't have changed a thing about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glad you captured my blue spotty era. Big team found... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Two new London Underground stations have opened today- Nine Elms and Battersea Power Station. This means I'll have to buy a new copy of Stovold's Rules of Mornington Crescent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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