tamthebam Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 4 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Is this really telling you "Don't clog your toilet with this, kill a turtle instead"? I think the blue picture is telling you "this product will not help you if you have the turtle's head" Sent from a Spanish bar using TapasTalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 9 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: As owned by Tomas Von Kuper? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 18 hours ago, GordonD said: But I don't look on you lot as strangers! Aw shucks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Needed more iron in his diet.. A Lithuanian man has had more than a kilogram of nails, screws, nuts and knives removed from his stomach by doctors, local media report. He had been swallowing metal objects for a month after quitting alcohol, doctors said. Some of the objects retrieved during a surgery in Klaipeda University Hospital were 10cm (4in) long, according to Lithuania's LRT public broadcaster. Surgeon Sarunas Dailidenas called it a "unique case". In its article (in Lithuanian), LRT published a KUH photo showing a surgical tray full of metal objects after the emergency three-hour operation. The man was brought by ambulance with severe abdominal pain to the hospital on the Baltic Sea coast. He is now reported to be in a stable condition, and is being monitored at KUH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 17 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Lot of good suggestions here. I suspect some are lacking in practicality though. Genuinely disappointed no one has come forward as having a hatter. This is something I think I want, but am unsire if it really exists outside of Wonderland. Here is something more practical for a prolific home brewer such as yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, bennett said: Needed more iron in his diet.. A Lithuanian man has had more than a kilogram of nails, screws, nuts and knives removed from his stomach by doctors, local media report. He had been swallowing metal objects for a month after quitting alcohol, doctors said. Some of the objects retrieved during a surgery in Klaipeda University Hospital were 10cm (4in) long, according to Lithuania's LRT public broadcaster. Surgeon Sarunas Dailidenas called it a "unique case". In its article (in Lithuanian), LRT published a KUH photo showing a surgical tray full of metal objects after the emergency three-hour operation. The man was brought by ambulance with severe abdominal pain to the hospital on the Baltic Sea coast. He is now reported to be in a stable condition, and is being monitored at KUH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Fuel supplies: Mortar tanker tailed by drivers looking for petrol - BBC News They had the cheek to complain that he didn't stop and explain that he wasn't carrying petrol! But just think of all the petrol they wasted by following him... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 This screams "police sting", IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: This screams "police sting", IMO. Is Gordon Sumner about to jump out of the cake? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 2 hours ago, GordonD said: Fuel supplies: Mortar tanker tailed by drivers looking for petrol - BBC News They had the cheek to complain that he didn't stop and explain that he wasn't carrying petrol! But just think of all the petrol they wasted by following him... Driving a mortar tank and being followed by 20 cars. He was probably bricking it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I was a bit worried by the news that the army will start fuel deliveries on Monday. Is that their normal deployment time? "Oh, a war, who with? We'll be with by the end of the week." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 I forget which thread, but I know recently there was talk about how racist Canada is from @Torpar and other folk there Here is a new outfit from a junior hockey team: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 On 01/10/2021 at 19:06, Florentine_Pogen said: Seeing as you're all mad as hatters tonight, here's a wee snapshot of a rather special shop in Mrs. FP's hometown. Cincinnati, eh? Keep her well away from @Meldrew, especially if she rides a bike. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Is there anything that causes more passive aggressive tension than train seat reservations? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 On 02/10/2021 at 12:17, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Is Gordon Sumner about to jump out of the cake? *flashback to the scene in Under Siege* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 (edited) 21 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Is there anything that causes more passive aggressive tension than train seat reservations? Always enjoyed it when the electronic ticket reservation system failed on the London-Aberdeen Virgin train (not just because it benefits reservationless me). All-out "well he's in my seat, get him to move first" carnage. Say what you want about the Archaic 'bit of cardboard in the top of a seat' approach, but at least it works. Edited October 4, 2021 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 On 02/10/2021 at 13:03, Miguel Sanchez said: I forget which thread, but I know recently there was talk about how racist Canada is from @Torpar and other folk there Here is a new outfit from a junior hockey team: Lasted one game, now withdrawn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Our shower broke last week, forcing me to have a bath every day instead. Don't know why I haven't had them much before, it's brilliant*. *will probably change my mind when the gas bill comes in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Hardly been on for days so just catching up now. Sorry for the days late reply but on hats, it reminds me of something from my youth. My dad would go on fishing tournaments. Police forces would organise tournaments against each other - the old Scottish constabularies had a championship. The best anglers went in to the UK police fishing championships, and dad was on the Scotland team. These were social affairs and often the teams would give each other little gifts like bottles of whisky, hats and the like. I was working for Somerfield in Alloa and it was Christmastime. I had got a shift doing overtime collecting trolleys from the car part but the weather was miserable so I borrowed a baseball cap of my dad's (without asking him). All shift long people were giving me some very, very iffy looks. I couldn't work it out until I got home and dad saw me with his "Royal Ulster Constabulary" baseball cap on. Apparently they were an unpopular Irish band who later broke up over creative differences. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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