broon-loon Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Hang the Queen at your Jubilee Party. Pardon the poor pun, but it's the 'Hangers on' in the Royal Family that need strangling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 I'm on holiday in Malaga (which is cleaner than Portobello) and went to the Picasso museum for yet actual culture Picasso's "Feed me ya nudey odd looking cono" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 I'm on holiday in Malaga (which is cleaner than Portobello) and went to the Picasso museum for yet actual culture Picasso's "Feed me ya nudey odd looking cono"Isn't that the painting that de Caprio did in the Titanic movie?**allegedly because I haven't watched it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: I'm on holiday in Malaga (which is cleaner than Portobello) and went to the Picasso museum for yet actual culture Picasso's "Feed me ya nudey odd looking cono" I think I know her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 It’s always the ones you least expect https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-to-murder-your-husband-writer-found-guilty-of-murdering-husband/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 It’s always the ones you least expect https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-to-murder-your-husband-writer-found-guilty-of-murdering-husband/ I'd never have expected it to be Crampton Brophy as I'd have assumed that was the name of a solicitors firm, not an actual singular human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 18 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Hang the Queen at your Jubilee Party. £21.49 for 3m, (Amazon). I was asked if I would stand when they played God Save The Queen at the Jubilee. I said yes. You can't sit down to the Sex Pistols 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Is this the latest thing in vanity; teeth whitening for graduation photos??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Just got an email from Halfords. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 ^^^^ "Calling Throbber......calling Throbber, what is your locus Throbs ?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just got an email from Halfords. Clean up in aisle 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Maybe I should send them a photo to see what they think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Glenn Kitson on Instagram is quite funny https://www.instagram.com/glenn_kitson/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just got an email from Halfords. The random 'Jazz Mag bundle' offered in Dundee has taken it's toll.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 I've taken to watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? repeats on the high freeview channels over the past few weeks Second for second possibly the funniest video on youtube 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: The random 'Jazz Mag bundle' offered in Dundee has taken it's toll.. Heads gone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 I know it's a common regional thing, but I couldn't sit through Chris Tarrant's pronunciation of "shire" for more than thirty seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 15 minutes ago, BFTD said: I know it's a common regional thing, but I couldn't sit through Chris Tarrant's pronunciation of "shire" for more than thirty seconds. Don't think you missed much. I gave up after 2 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scw1987 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Just got an email from Halfords. My nephew got circumcised a week or so before his 4th or 5th birthday. We went round with his present on his birthday and he came running into the room shouting "Uncle Andy, Auntie Ann, have you seen my helmet!"He meant his Darth Vader, voice changing helmet - obviously - but all the adults in the room were either pishing themselves laughing (me and his Dad) or looking shocked (my missus and his Mum).[emoji846] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've taken to watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? repeats on the high freeview channels over the past few weeks Second for second possibly the funniest video on youtube I can't help but think "Normal Island thread for this pish".. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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