Shotgun Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 16:58, scottsdad said: Went for a pish earlier. Knew it would be special, so timed it. 1 minute 51 seconds of uninterrupted pishing. Beat that! Wait until you get old. Nothing remarkable there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 3 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: She'd be quicker fucking off to Rymans for some bulldog clips. No much use if he has an Alsatian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 She is scheduled for first thing tomorrow morning. The wife is coming home on Saturday, in time to head to the Falkirk v Montrose game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, throbber said: Point the knife at them, steal apples, they all get equally hee haw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 10 hours ago, throbber said: Or kill one of them That was my first thought... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 22 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: That was my first thought... Which one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 (edited) I've got an absolute belter of an ear infection going on. I get trouble with my ears all the time so just sort of ride it out but this one is torture. Yesterday morning it was a 90 minute wait on NHS24 but I'm helping turn a building for its opening at the weekend and decided to put it off as I couldn't wait that long on them answering. Woke this morning and it was doubly bad. 60 minutes, same again, plenty ibuprofen and away I went. It's now back to its worst so I thought I'd phone now.. 2hrs. Hopefully the Dr's have bothered to open tomorrow. If this infection doesn't cause me to slit my own throat, the abundance of ibuprofen I've necked will most likely pack my liver in. Edited January 3, 2023 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 The wife's friend is home now. Got her wound stitched at lunchtime today, 48 hours after injuring it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: I've got an absolute belter of an ear infection going on. I get trouble with my ears all the time so just sort of ride it out but this one is torture. Yesterday morning it was a 90 minute wait on NHS24 but I'm helping turn a building for its opening at the weekend and decided to put it off as I couldn't wait that long on them answering. Woke this morning and it was doubly bad. 60 minutes, same again, plenty ibuprofen and away I went. It's now back to its worst so I thought I'd phone now.. 2hrs. Hopefully the Dr's have bothered to open tomorrow. If this infection doesn't cause me to slit my own throat, the abundance of ibuprofen I've necked will most likely pack my liver in. Can you not fire in to a local pharmacy and speak to them? They might be able to give you something for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 20 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Can you not fire in to a local pharmacy and speak to them? They might be able to give you something for it. There's a boots right next to my Dr. It's been closed, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 16 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Can you not fire in to a local pharmacy and speak to them? They might be able to give you something for it. Most likely to find this guy in Dundee. Ear infections are fucking evil. They can also lead to serious complications if left untreated. Hope you get sorted @Mr. Alli 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Molotov said: Most likely to find this guy in Dundee. Ear infections are fucking evil. They can also lead to serious complications if left untreated. Hope you get sorted @Mr. Alli Dundee eh? The Wrath of Neil McKahn... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 @P and B Official Hamsterknows how to open doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 On 03/01/2023 at 18:15, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: ^^ yer da. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 12 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: @P and B Official Hamsterknows how to open doors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 13 hours ago, Richey Edwards said: @P and B Official Hamsterknows how to open doors. That's not the half of it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 17:38, mathematics said: That’s the garage calendar up for 2023. Whaaaaaaaaat!???!!! Let's see some pics! Must have the goodbye horses scene?? Good ole Jame Gumb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 On 03/01/2023 at 22:01, Mr. Alli said: I've got an absolute belter of an ear infection going on. I get trouble with my ears all the time so just sort of ride it out but this one is torture. Yesterday morning it was a 90 minute wait on NHS24 but I'm helping turn a building for its opening at the weekend and decided to put it off as I couldn't wait that long on them answering. Woke this morning and it was doubly bad. 60 minutes, same again, plenty ibuprofen and away I went. It's now back to its worst so I thought I'd phone now.. 2hrs. Hopefully the Dr's have bothered to open tomorrow. If this infection doesn't cause me to slit my own throat, the abundance of ibuprofen I've necked will most likely pack my liver in. I'm not a doctor but may I suggest a link between your current infection and your post a couple of weeks back, that stated you jam a car key in your ears every time you enter a bathroom? Hopefully you get it sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 I don't know the ins and outs of this case, but I did think that what one person classes as bullying, others would class as Scottish humour. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/jan/05/prisoner-fighting-extradition-bullied-by-cellmates-singing-leaving-on-a-jet-plane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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