scottsdad Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Nope You'd leave it in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. Probably something like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Bit of an anti-climax to find they just used a hammer to nudge the key into the rusty padlock rather than taking a big swing at it with a lump hammer and chisel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Bit of an anti-climax to find they just used a hammer to nudge the key into the rusty padlock maybe I've been reading the Profanisaurus too much but I can't help thinking that requires this: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. Certainly looks like the lassie for the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: You'd leave it in? Doesn't even bear thinking about. There's bedroom games and there's bedroom games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Judging from the size of the padlock his penis must be about three feet long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 40 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Judging from the size of the padlock his penis must be about three feet long. Isn't everybody's? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 hours ago, welshbairn said: Bit of an anti-climax to find they just used a hammer to nudge the key into the rusty padlock rather than taking a big swing at it with a lump hammer and chisel. There would most certainly have been one had they used the lump hammer and chisel method... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 I can't hear or read the words 'phenomenon' or 'phenomenal' without saying 'Doo Doo Be-doo doo.' And if you've read this, neither can you. Sorry about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, IncomingExile said: I can't hear or read the words 'phenomenon' or 'phenomenal' without saying 'Doo Doo Be-doo doo.' And if you've read this, neither can you. Sorry about that. I'm still sad that Banana Rum is no longer a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 The Karachi Tandoori in Dundee used to do a Banana Naan. Just leaving that there. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The Karachi Tandoori in Dundee used to do a Banana Naan. Just leaving that there. There are a few Indians in Dundee that still do. I'm sure Rishi's does a mango one, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Judging from the size of the padlock his penis must be about three feet long. I imagine something like this, but on the knob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: I imagine something like this, but on the knob. That would make you yale out loud. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 15 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Judging from the size of the padlock his penis must be about three feet long. And 10mm thick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 13 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The Karachi Tandoori in Dundee used to do a Banana Naan. Just leaving that there. 13 hours ago, Derry Alli said: There are a few Indians in Dundee that still do. I'm sure Rishi's does a mango one, too. Missed a trick not calling them Banaanas. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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