Derry Alli Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Nup. Not biting. Fuck sookin' a pipin hot pizza. 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: These are a triumph of modern life. Aye, I've had those before. Pretty decent. It's probably that that's caused the confusion because it's always bacon, pepperoni, maple syrup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 On 30/06/2023 at 14:51, Stellaboz said: Was wondering around last Saturday in the city and we found a DVD rental place like something from 2002, place empty and some weird old guy at the desk. Anyway, two things I spotted as we took a nosey. 1. He had a huge cardboard cut out of one of Russ Meyer's vixens. 2. I had no idea there was a Mike Bassett series. Loved the film and now discovered it on YouTube. That sounds magic. Hopefully one day I too can be that weird old guy. On 01/07/2023 at 09:34, welshbairn said: My sister and nieces have just been up to Inverness for us to pour my Mothers ashes off one of the wobbly bridges over the River Ness, she died about 6 months ago at 93, and when we finished a tourist came up and asked what we'd put in the river, maybe thinking it was an ancient custom feeding Nessie or something. When I replied "My Mother." the poor lass was mortified. That really does sound like some Wicker Man shit. If there's ever a Hollywood film where an elderly woman is sacrificed to Nessie, give this post to your solicitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 I've fallen down a YouTube wormhole on those short videos and been introduced to Vladislava Galagan. She's absolutely stunning - I'm sure we'd all agree - and then I watched her work out. Jeezis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 eh, naw. You wouldn't take home a burst pay poke to her anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Looks like the right side is slightly overdeveloped vs the left…and those lower legs, she’s skimping on leg days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Venti said: Once tried to get off with a Sarcosuchus. Was 113 million years ago mind. You've had worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 14 hours ago, Derry Alli said: In my infinite stupidity I have put honey on my pizza instead of maple syrup. It's not made it bad, it just hasn't enhanced the dining experience. Maple Syrup? On a pizza? Even the Canadians would put you on a watch list for that eh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I've fallen down a YouTube wormhole on those short videos and been introduced to Vladislava Galagan. She's absolutely stunning - I'm sure we'd all agree - and then I watched her work out. Jeezis. Her back looks like Jar Jar Binks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 You faint of heart chaps better just stand back. I reckon a tussle with Vladislava would be tremendous fun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 17 hours ago, Venti said: Once tried to get off with a Sarcosuchus. Was 113 million years ago mind. Granny Danger’s sloppy seconds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 15 minutes ago, alta-pete said: You faint of heart chaps better just stand back. I reckon a tussle with Vladislava would be tremendous fun. She would throw ye about like a wet shammy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, buchan30 said: She would throw ye about like a wet shammy. That’s the plan. It’d be magical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 14 minutes ago, alta-pete said: That’s the plan. It’d be magical. She'd snap your banjo string just by clenching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 4 hours ago, hk blues said: You've had worse. Try going to the Subclub when Optimo/Espookio was on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: Try going to the Subclub when Optimo/Espookio was on. Ah Optimo. I was working in Cube when it moved there for a while after the Sub Club went on fire. There were never any long, complicated drink orders, as no one ever bought more than 2 drinks at a time, and the only things they wanted were Amstel or a glass of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 3 hours ago, alta-pete said: You faint of heart chaps better just stand back. I reckon a tussle with Vladislava would be tremendous fun. Not when the roid rage sets in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Empty It said: Not when the roid rage sets in. There's good cream for them though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 18 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I've fallen down a YouTube wormhole on those short videos and been introduced to Vladislava Galagan. She's absolutely stunning - I'm sure we'd all agree - and then I watched her work out. Jeezis. That just puts me off, tbh. Which might well be a relief to Vladisvada. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Vladis (as i call her) was in the market for a pasty middle aged Da as well, ideally balding with a bit of a belly. She'll be so disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 I am completely and utterly fucked with the cold. Fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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