carpetmonster Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, TxRover said: Better read it again, it’s his pa that counts before 1983, not his maw. If you’re not automatically a citizen You may be eligible to apply for citizenship if either: your parents were not married when you were born your mother was British, not your father Your mother or father must have been a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies when you were born. They must also have been one of the following: born or adopted in the UK That would get him it thru his old bat. Or he could just pretend to be her, which wouldn’t be much of a stretch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 57 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Nah, we both agreed before opening dialogue that I'd punch his cunt in at even the smallest whiff of cheek. Code for the guy was built like a brick shit house and Derry shat it quicker than a newborn baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 14 minutes ago, Rugster said: Code for the guy was built like a brick shit house and Derry shat it quicker than a newborn baby. He looked like @philpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 51 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: If you’re not automatically a citizen You may be eligible to apply for citizenship if either: your parents were not married when you were born your mother was British, not your father Your mother or father must have been a citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies when you were born. They must also have been one of the following: born or adopted in the UK That would get him it thru his old bat. Or he could just pretend to be her, which wouldn’t be much of a stretch IF she was still a British citizen. She was naturalized in 1942, and the laws/rules have varied over time, so she might not have been eligible to convay citizenship to Drumpt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 35 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: He looked like @philpy. Ah. Understood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Grifter gets comeuppance. Captain Sir Tom Moore's daughter ordered to demolish home spa - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Clear Tom Moore bourbon was a favourite tipple of mine as a youngster. No relation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 We've had a film crew outside our hotel room for the last two days filming Love Island USA. I think they're getting annoyed at me laughing at them prancing about and getting the kids to copy the dance moves they're getting them to do. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Mum naming child Quiftopher to honour grandparents accused of 'borderline abuse' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 35 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Mum naming child Quiftopher to honour grandparents accused of 'borderline abuse' Mum NOT naming child Quiftopher etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Mum naming child Quiftopher to honour grandparents accused of 'borderline abuse' Before I read the story I wondered why she was honouring grandparents if they had been accused of abuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: Mum naming child Quiftopher to honour grandparents accused of 'borderline abuse' Quif Richards. Batchelor boy & Morrissey's DNA spliced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Going to Benidorm tomorrow for the first time. Pray for Naitch. @Melanius Mullarkay I’ll let Sticky Vicky know you’re missing her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 7 hours ago, scottsdad said: Mum naming child Quiftopher to honour grandparents accused of 'borderline abuse' 2 hours ago, The Naitch said: Going to Benidorm tomorrow for the first time. Pray for Naitch. @Melanius Mullarkay I’ll let Sticky Vicky know you’re missing her. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 A churro shop in Texas liked a six year old Instagram post of mine this afternoon. That might be the most random thing that's ever happened to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Went to Costco for the first time today and it was exactly like you see on the telly. Massive shopping trollies, warehouse racking and everything from TVs to sheds and loads of wee stalls handing out free grub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 Saw a jaikie looking guy going up South Bridge towards the Royal farce Had a Union Jack fleg with "Westminster Rule" and "SNP out" on it (Charles would be sooo delighted meeting loyal subjects like this) He tried to get the flegpole to stand up and the prevailing wind caught it and it collapsed. I'm not sure if that's a political metaphor or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, stimpy said: Went to Costco for the first time today and it was exactly like you see on the telly. Massive shopping trollies, warehouse racking and everything from TVs to sheds and loads of wee stalls handing out free grub. Costco is brilliant. I did the numbers and figured I save enough on bog roll, paper towels, cleaning supplies and tissues alone every year to cover the membership costs. Yes it’s mental to have to buy such big packages, but still… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 I find it impossible to go to Costco and not spend 100s of $$$s but it's worth it for the rotisserie chicken, the chicken salad, and a cheeky wee hot dog for a treat on the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 11 hours ago, TxRover said: Costco is brilliant. I did the numbers and figured I save enough on bog roll, paper towels, cleaning supplies and tissues alone every year to cover the membership costs. Yes it’s mental to have to buy such big packages, but still… By the time you factor in the cost of the extension you need to keep the stuff in I'm not sure there are savings to be made! We have a similar store here and we had membership for the 1st year but jacked it in after that - the package sizes were too big and stuff went out of date too quickly. As much of the stuff is shipped from the US by the time it gets here it's already heading out of date. The only good thing was the cafe but we can get the same pizza etc in their concession in the shopping centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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