Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: I hated that fucking ambulance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 6 hours ago, alta-pete said: More than a decade ago (wow) I used to go a courting with a wpc who lived up the back of the dichty. There's a joke in there somewhere to be made by somebody cleverer than me about beaver something something roadkill. Something something lived at the back of the dichty something give the beaver a good dicht before taking down my particulars and gnawing on a big stick etc........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Where's the fuckin' money shitheeeeeeeeeeead?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Got a new food processor yesterday. Taking it out of the box and there's a metal disk. I touched it, and the tip of my index finger started spurting blood. turns out the disk contained sharp blades. Got it all plastered but it's such an inconvenient place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Got a new food processor yesterday. Taking it out of the box and there's a metal disk. I touched it, and the tip of my index finger started spurting blood. turns out the disk contained sharp blades. Got it all plastered but it's such an inconvenient place. Who would've thought it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Got a new food processor yesterday. Taking it out of the box and there's a metal disk. I touched it, and the tip of my index finger started spurting blood. turns out the disk contained sharp blades. Got it all plastered but it's such an inconvenient place. ^^^ @Shandon Par alias found. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great. Didn't apply your emergency mask hidden from the bottom of your bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great. "Mrs. Consumption, the dentist will see you now........." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Crystal Palace: FIFA World Champions 2023. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Doom is 30 years old 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 12 minutes ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko Quote "We don’t ration,” he says. “I like my food too much for that." We’d already sussed that out Callum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just now, Central Belt Caley said: We’d already sussed that out Callum My bets are on he's shagging the granny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 19 minutes ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko The next link on the site after the bit on him... Is it a story or a prophecy? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Quote Callum Grubb is only 19 but he lives his life as if it is the 1940s. Nearly everything he owns is from the time period, including his clothes. The teenager drives a black 1938 Austin Cambridge, only uses a telephone from the 1940s, and rides a 1952 Raleigh bicycle. You've fucked it Grubb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, RH33 said: My bets are on he's shagging the granny. Well if he isn't... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 hours ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko "I joke to my friend" - singular, you notice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) On 05/12/2023 at 14:17, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’m still trying to complete Horace Goes Skiing. The chalet level after you completed twenty runs in a row was a bit of an eye-opener. You wouldn't have thought old Horace had it in him. 3 hours ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko I think we've got a few hacks on the site, who might admit the answer is either: they obsessively badgered the news desk until someone ran a story about them, or they have friends/family who work/have contacts at the BBC Edit: considering the "can't understand other people's obsession with his collection" quote, it seems likely to be the former in this case. He probably wears a hat saying "ask me about Loom my quirky obsession". Edited December 8, 2023 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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