Stellaboz Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 She must have been an incredible 65 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 58 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Best quote quote from the comments section? Hide contents But what about the wife? She’s must’ve ended up looking like Schofield’s backside! I can't believe they've opened (and not moderated) the comments. A joyous 10 minutes of reading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 19 hours ago, BTFD said: I mind when the cryptozoologists would fake pictures of Bigfoot You've summoned him... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: Best quote quote from the comments section? Hide contents But what about the wife? She’s must’ve ended up looking like Schofield’s backside! Unfortunate ad positioning.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 24 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: She must have been an incredible 65 year old. Got a double choc penguin & apple juice. That was the highlight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 52 minutes ago, Venti said: Off this. Just gave blood & went full blown hard-on in the gurney. (No eccies & viagra) Nurse was apologetic & about 65yr old. I never did that but because you’re a wee bit anaemic after giving blood, always made me a bit more touch-sensitive. So if I could persuade the Mrs to touch it in the hour or so afterward it was always rather nice. ‘Going like a broken oil rig’ to quote Blue Jam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 14 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I never did that but because you’re a wee bit anaemic after giving blood, always made me a bit more touch-sensitive. So if I could persuade the Mrs to touch it in the hour or so afterward it was always rather nice. ‘Going like a broken oil rig’ to quote Blue Jam. You need to use windscreen wipers for the lizards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: You've summoned him... Nah, Biggie doesn't fake dodgy pictures of hairy giants. ...well, not until he discovers DALL-E and digs up some old pictures of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 21/05/2023 at 12:11, Hedgecutter said: I Drove All Night doesn't sound as creepy when it's sung by Belinda Carlisle. "Crept in your room, to make love to you, is that alright?" - Belinda back in her prime? Fair enough. Then you hear Roy Orbison sing it... Big Celine FTW 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 39 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Big Celine FTW Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: Wid. Better be quick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 I'd think twice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 07:57, Derry Alli said: I had one of the strangest dreams of my life last night. I was caught shagging some black actress from a show in the 90's and was chased out of town by her redneck father who was a sheriff. He was also white and an actor in the 90's. The town eventually ended up being Monifieth as I drove away at speed with the police car and a flat tyre. The sheriff ended up ratchet strapped to an advertising board, me stabbed in the leg and the denizens of Linlathen celebrating his capture. I have no idea where it comes from, or what it means. I live in neither of those places and I never ate cheese, drunk or took any acid. The mind is a fucking crazy thing. Made me think of this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Better be quick. Changed my mind... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 Makes quick note for Dead Pool 2024... ...along with half the other DPers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said: Made me think of this Excellent song…who’s playing the Jersey Girl? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 18 hours ago, Venti said: Got a double choc penguin & apple juice. That was the highlight. Euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: Makes quick note for Dead Pool 2024... ...along with half the other DPers. You know, there are loads of online videos of these folk - and they aren't betting on celebrity deaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Getting my inoculations ahead of my holiday. Got off at the wrong level of IRH. Lights flickered & though I was in a Resident Evil level. Then comes a booming voice over the intercom from the security. Just about shat myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 ^^^ wants to let us know he’s going on an exotic holiday IMVHO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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