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11 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Jonathan Sutherland is 46 years old, quite why he thinks he can dress like a Topman mannequin is anyone's guess. 

Because he’s an absolute fucking idiot. 

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11 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

He's still got a job as a presenter despite being very poor at it. He's getting away with far worse than dressing like that.

The googly eyes scream child murderer, for one. 

Having a fade haircut when you're balding is also a criminal offence. I'd be all for locking him up tbh. 

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25 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Jonathan Sutherland is 46 years old, quite why he thinks he can dress like a Topman mannequin is anyone's guess. 

That has shocked me more than the choice of clothing. 

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52 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Having a fade haircut when you're balding is also a criminal offence. I'd be all for locking him up tbh. 

Can we at least hold off u till we have one that'll stick for a decade plus stint, please :

1 hour ago, Derry Alli said:

The googly eyes scream child murderer, for one. 

thank you.

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Hello people, just thought I'd post a song that I've recently released.

Around a year ago, I was in the car and Little Mix's 'Shout Out To My Ex' started playing on the radio. I think it's supposed to be an empowering song about a break-up they're totally over, but the only thing I could think was, 'These lyrics seem extremely bitter. They are 100% still raging.'' 

And I suppose that's relatable. With this in mind, I wrote my very own empowering break-up song. It's called How Fucking Dare You (But I'm Over It).

Feel free to have a listen and share it around your close friends and family and toxic exes if you'd like. 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Want to see and hear the worst thing today?

 

Seems like something the Americans would come up with to prevent their pets from offending against Jeebus. Someone set up a joke "make animals wear clothes" protest group years ago and they got onto American news channels without anyone questioning it.

Dunno about anyone else, but I've always thought that the thing missing from my pet was a dung-encrusted badge shedding turd nuggets all over the house.

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18 hours ago, BFTD said:

Seems like something the Americans would come up with to prevent their pets from offending against Jeebus. Someone set up a joke "make animals wear clothes" protest group years ago and they got onto American news channels without anyone questioning it.

Dunno about anyone else, but I've always thought that the thing missing from my pet was a dung-encrusted badge shedding turd nuggets all over the house.

Seems to be a “gag gift” that far too many ‘Murican’s took seriously, and think is a cool way to not have to see their cats bungholes…until, as you so eloquently explained, the consequences “present” themselves. Also marketed for dogs…disappointingly not in a gold chain version for UK Bully XL owners.

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Was going to post this on the rugby league thread, but deserves a bigger audience

NRL players are a different breed.

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Was going to post this on the rugby league thread, but deserves a bigger audience

NRL players are a different breed.

We have a Rugby League thread?

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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

Was going to post this on the rugby league thread, but deserves a bigger audience

NRL players are a different breed.

Absolutely. Must have something to do with the constant head knocks. 

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