Raith Against The Machine Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'm going to Parliament tommorow for a school trip. Can't contain my excitement I had a pair of school trousers that didn't have a button at the top of the fly, because it'd burst off () but I still wore them because my belt covered the top and meant you couldn't tell the difference, and they were perfectly fine to wear. Until I went to the Scottish Parliament and had to remove my belt to go through the scanners. I had to shuffle through the big metal detectors, holding my trousers up, like the biggest special ever to enter the building. And Alec Salmond works there! I sound like a complete tink in that story. I don't know why I tell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I had a pair of school trousers that didn't have a button at the top of the fly, because it'd burst off () but I still wore them because my belt covered the top and meant you couldn't tell the difference, and they were perfectly fine to wear. Until I went to the Scottish Parliament and had to remove my belt to go through the scanners. I had to shuffle through the big metal detectors, holding my trousers up, like the biggest special ever to enter the building. And Alec Salmond works there! I sound like a complete tink in that story. I don't know why I tell it. Obviously you were too embarrassed to remember to put your hands in your pockets and just wheech them up from the inside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Hang on, DB62 has a girlfriend?? When did this happen? More to the point how did this happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Obviously you were too embarrassed to remember to put your hands in your pockets and just wheech them up from the inside Pretty sure there were blokes with guns there, I was keeping my hands (and possibly my boxers) where everyone could see them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I think Eve Muirhead looks fitter than she is because of the competition. Sadly I can't find any pictures of her online other than in curling gear. Still, she was born in Perth and now lives in Blair Atholl, according to Wikipedia, so she's a posh wee filly and hopefully goes like the clappers Personally think she looks like a wee ned - perhaps it's the full tracksuit thing that doesn't help but replace the brush with a bottle of Buckfast, replace the ice rink with a bus stop and you can picture her fitting into any shite estate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I've just downloaded numerous Huey Lewis songs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 (edited) More to the point how did this happen? I think she must be Ukranian or Filipino. You know, one of those girlfriends. Edit: That said fair play to the lad, he has girlfriend and at the moment I can't get any so... Edited February 23, 2010 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 More to the point how did this happen? To be honest, Im not even sure. I think she must be Ukranian or Filipino. You know, one of those girlfriends. Edit: That said fair play to the lad, he has girlfriend and at the moment I can't get any so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I just had a shot of a brand new Scirocco GTR. It's a fucking flying machine and a beautiful car. This is not a reason to be cheerful as I'm already signed up to my new car, but it's not a nag either, as at least I got a shot, and I can see a possible way out of the deal for the BMW and an in on the Scirocco A cracking car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 More to the point how did this happen? To be honest, Im not even sure. Aye, right..... Chemistry question: Where you can buy chloroform? It is difficult, at best, to purchase chloroform as an individual. If you represent a school, university..... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Aye, right..... You know how much a months worht of that stuff costs? Im sure it aint cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I has a birdy Steven is threatening to teach him bad words though so it's not all good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I put in a request to my French teacher if I could drop Higher, because I failed my prelim and I didn't really understand most of it, and she said she'll see what she can do. When talking to her about my decision, it brought a few tears to her eyes (she's quite a clingy teacher, but she's not bad) and I felt quite guilty. She was giving all the "You're a brilliant pupil" stuff. However, still in conversation, she said to me that I should go to France. I reply "Aye, I wouldn't mind going to a football game or two". She then asks what team I support, and I reply Partick Thistle. This woman knows nothing of football, and asks if they're out competing with Rangers and Celtic. I reply yes, and attempted to hide my laughter, and she goes on a rant on how they spend a lot of money and get no-where, yet a team like Partick Thistle can be up there without being heard of. I near pissed myself telling my mate when I got back to the seat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I has a birdy Steven is threatening to teach him bad words though so it's not all good. How many animals do you have now?Oh and if you see a Ginger cat in your garden it is mine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'd never seen Enoch Showunmi before, but my suspicions he was a bulky black man have just been confirmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 How many animals do you have now?Oh and if you see a Ginger cat in your garden it is mine Ermm... 2 rabbits (living at my parents house) 7 rats 1 birdy 1 hamster 3 snakes 2 lizards 2 frogs 2 toads 24 tarantulas 1 scorpion 10 giant African snails 50+ stick insects 40+ giant cockroaches 30+ giant millipedes tropical fish tank with 7 fish in it Kittys are not encoraged in my garden IO'm afraid, I'll be putting a pond in in spring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Ermm... 2 rabbits (living at my parents house) 7 rats 1 birdy 1 hamster 3 snakes 2 lizards 2 frogs 2 toads 24 tarantulas 1 scorpion 10 giant African snails 50+ stick insects 40+ giant cockroaches 30+ giant millipedes tropical fish tank with 7 fish in it Kittys are not encoraged in my garden IO'm afraid, I'll be putting a pond in in spring. Bloody hell If you hear the door in the next 2 minutes it is my step daughter to see your scorpions and snakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Bloody hell If you hear the door in the next 2 minutes it is my step daughter to see your scorpions and snakes Oh God no the place is a state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 Bullygate - the cartoon. Magic. http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2010/02/bullygate-the-cartoon.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted February 23, 2010 Share Posted February 23, 2010 I'd never seen Enoch Showunmi before, but my suspicions he was a bulky black man have just been confirmed. Enoch Showunmi also known as the Big Show or the Showstopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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