MDM Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I gave a gay looking lad 40 winks this morning on the way to work - I think he likes me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I'm a cross between "V. Weird' and 'Strange". I'm a mongrel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 £1000 in cash has just been paid into one of my bank account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 £1000 in cash has just been paid into one of my bank account My money's on someone from WHIT?! or V. WEIRD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 £1000 in cash has just been paid into one of my bank account Nice, I'd be switching bank accounts pronto and burning any paper trail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 £1000 in cash has just been paid into one of my bank account Probably from the Scottish Tourist Board - Borders office 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 £1000 in cash has just been paid into one of my bank account Probably from one of your satisfied female 'friends'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 At a funeral this morning, the church was packed, i thought to myself "it would be hilarious if the canon announced today's official attendance" -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 At a funeral this morning, the church was packed, i thought to myself "it would be hilarious if the canon announced today's official attendance" That made me laugh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 At a funeral this morning, the church was packed, i thought to myself "it would be hilarious if the canon announced today's official attendance" Having thoughts like that is a fear of mine when attending a 'pay your respects funeral'. If it's a proper close death, it's fine, you can get away with anything in the grieving process but someone on the next tier, if you laugh at an inopportune moment during their funeral, you will be considered an arsehole forever more. side point, there are only two tiers of funerals that it's acceptable to attend. if you disagree, you are a death chaser. No one likes a death chaser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Is handwriting obsolete? I had an exam (third year, Uni) yesterday, and realised that I literally don't have handwriting any more. Any time I write anything down I do it in block capitals, because it's neater than my usual scrawl, but I sat down in the exam and literally couldn't write in usual lower-case joined up writing. I realised that exams are the only time I have to write anything any more. All my term-time Uni work is done on the computer, and at my work I exclusively use computers too. I carry a pen at all times and the only time I ever fecking use it is the odd time I've got to sign my name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 It should be, quite why they have made exam writing electronic by now is beyond me (obviously on a clear PC with no internet). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Is handwriting obsolete? I had an exam (third year, Uni) yesterday, and realised that I literally don't have handwriting any more. Any time I write anything down I do it in block capitals, because it's neater than my usual scrawl, but I sat down in the exam and literally couldn't write in usual lower-case joined up writing. I realised that exams are the only time I have to write anything any more. All my term-time Uni work is done on the computer, and at my work I exclusively use computers too. I carry a pen at all times and the only time I ever fecking use it is the odd time I've got to sign my name. I've never bothered developing a neat system of handwriting. If I'm writing down something for someone else I'll print it, although I use upper and lower case so that at least it's grammatically correct. If I'm writing for myself then my writing is a horrible mess, but I can understand it. It doesn't help that for the past four years most of the writing I have done has been using various mathematical symbols and notation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I've never bothered developing a neat system of handwriting. If I'm writing down something for someone else I'll print it, although I use upper and lower case so that at least it's grammatically correct. If I'm writing for myself then my writing is a horrible mess, but I can understand it. It doesn't help that for the past four years most of the writing I have done has been using various mathematical symbols and notation. IF I'M WRITING SOMETHING, IT USUALLY ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE THIS. IT MEANS I HAVE TO WRITE ENTIRE ESSAYS LIKE THIS IN EXAMS NOW, AND IT'S BLOODY TIME CONSUMING. I'M NOT THE FASTEST WRITER IN THE WORLD AS IT IS. I'M SURE MY ESSAYS IN EXAMS ARE MUCH SHORTER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. PROBABLY WHY I DO SO BADLY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 IF I'M WRITING SOMETHING, IT USUALLY ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE THIS. IT MEANS I HAVE TO WRITE ENTIRE ESSAYS LIKE THIS IN EXAMS NOW, AND IT'S BLOODY TIME CONSUMING. I'M NOT THE FASTEST WRITER IN THE WORLD AS IT IS. I'M SURE MY ESSAYS IN EXAMS ARE MUCH SHORTER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. PROBABLY WHY I DO SO BADLY. My joined up writing was shit at the best of times and I've written like the above for at least 30 years. It's a real struggle to write any other way after all that time. Very occasionally I try to do a letter in joined up writing but I invariably end up throwing it out and reverting to type because the first effort looks like a five year old has been let loose with a pen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I thought it was Wednesday today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 I thought it was Wednesday today. So did I!! :o And then I remebered it was Tuesday then an hour later would think it was Wensday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 The Borders are pretty strange too mate. The map needs a line at the bottom to indicate this or it's, frankly, not accurate. If there had been room I'd would have just had ENGLAND below the bottom line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 My handwriting is more or less Arabic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 My back is really fucking sore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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