stimpy Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Today my Mum is 65 and in October my Dad turns 70, if this was happening in the not too distant future that would be them just retiring. My dad was a lorry driver and would have to hope that his health held out for him to keep his licence and be able to work on. It's a scary thought and a future most of us on here will have to look forward to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Today my Mum is 65 and in October my Dad turns 70, if this was happening in the not too distant future that would be them just retiring. My dad was a lorry driver and would have to hope that his health held out for him to keep his licence and be able to work on. It's a scary thought and a future most of us on here will have to look forward to. What do you mean "look forward to"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 What do you mean "look forward to"? The drink, drugs, fast women and early vomit choking death that I had planned in my early teens never really panned out for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 The drink, drugs, fast women and early vomit choking death that I had planned in my early teens never really panned out for me. Aye but three out of four's no a bad return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Aye but three out of four's no a bad return. Yeah with drink, drugs and early vomit choking death its hard to catch up with a fast woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I'm watching Man V Food on Dave just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadénator Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I finally got the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side." joke today. "The other side" refers to the afterlife. My mind was blown when I realised. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 You can get a single to Aberdeen for about £5. Aye, jump on at Kirkcaldy and avoid the conductor until you get off the train and buy a Stonehaven - Aberdeen ticket from the guys at the ticket barriers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 I finally got the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side." joke today. "The other side" refers to the afterlife. My mind was blown when I realised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Aye, jump on at Kirkcaldy and avoid the conductor until you get off the train and buy a Stonehaven - Aberdeen ticket from the guys at the ticket barriers. got to change at dundee if your jumping a scotrail train nowadays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 18, 2012 Author Share Posted March 18, 2012 I finally got the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side." joke today. "The other side" refers to the afterlife. My mind was blown when I realised. ... RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT... that's quite funny. No word of a lie, I never "got it" before then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I finally got the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side." joke today. "The other side" refers to the afterlife. My mind was blown when I realised. Literally just happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I finally got the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To get to the other side." joke today. "The other side" refers to the afterlife. My mind was blown when I realised. No. It refers to "The Other Side" of the road. Nice try though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Holy fuck: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAygqplmxec&feature=player_embedded The cameraman must have been shitting himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Master Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 magician I have no idea how to post just the video on its own but this is pretty cool stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyzem Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I'm away to Portugal on Saturday ... very excited. I hope youre excited for me too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I have a presentation in half an hour to try and convince some of the higher up levels of management to invest paying to send me to university. No pressure then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I have a presentation in half an hour to try and convince some of the higher up levels of management to invest paying to send me to university. No pressure then. So much pressure that you thought a quick faff on P&B would be a good idea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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