JamboMikey Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) Edited June 5, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisandro Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Last night I was waiting in the taxi queue in Aberdeen when someone was flying a union jack, they then went on to fly it in my face I politely asked them to stop, when they didn't I told them to f**k off and stick their union jack up their arse her responce "f**k off back to your own country!" Me and my mates were very confused to say the least. It was your own fault for acting like a complete c**t tbh. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I recently had an in-depth discussion with a female friend as to the intricacies of female contraception, the extent of their biological cycle as well as their apparent lack of showering and have since come to the conclusion that women are absolutely fucking disgusting. I'll be steering well clear from now on. ^^^^ Ugly wee fecker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I recently had an in-depth discussion with a female friend as to the intricacies of female contraception, the extent of their biological cycle as well as their apparent lack of showering and have since come to the conclusion that women are absolutely fucking disgusting. I'll be steering well clear from now on. Clothes peg on the nose, sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 It was your own fault for acting like a complete c**t tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 It was your own fault for acting like a complete c**t tbh. I suppose I was being the arsehole, just standing minding my own business, what a c**t I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisandro Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I suppose I was being the arsehole, just standing minding my own business, what a c**t I am. No you weren't. You told them to "f**k off and stick their union jack up their arse". You were being needlessly aggressive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Burned my gum on steak pie last week and it has became an ulcer. Ouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 No you weren't. You told them to "f**k off and stick their union jack up their arse". You were being needlessly aggressive. Can you read!? He politely asked her to stop first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Spent the afternoon in the park kicking about the ball from the last Pars V Rovers derby. this ball... terrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisandro Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Can you read!? He politely asked her to stop first. Then got very very aggressive. Disgustung behavior. I would have let it slide, but then again I do not have anger issues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 IT IS NOT A UNION JACK!!!!!!!! It's the UNION FLAG. It's only the UNION JACK when it's own a boat. Fucking jubillee hopping on bandwaggoners 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Then got very very aggressive. Disgustung behavior. I would have let it slide, but then again I do not have anger issues. I do have a short fuse I know that but the fact I asked her on many occasions to stop it was relatively annoying besides I don't want that flag touching me anyway and the whole "Go back to your own fucking country" jibe. Oh dear, a facepalm was done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JogaBonito Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Was just walking along nicolson street there and saw 2 pikey kids (oldest one could only have been ten) run across the road and try and tap money off 3 bewildered oriental blokes. The wee feckers were literally tuckin into one of the guy's wallet.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Somecunt I know kept trying to tell a room of people last night that paintball is a sport. He was clearly well, well wide of the mark, and told so by everyone but the mere suggestion still made me angry anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Somecunt I know kept trying to tell a room of people last night that paintball is a sport. He was clearly well, well wide of the mark, and told so by everyone but the mere suggestion still made me angry anyway. But it is a sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 But it is a sport. It's a leisure activity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 It's a leisure activity. That it may be, but I would argue that it's also a sport. I've heard it being referred to as an 'extreme sport' and it has organised tournaments around the world and professional teams globally. The definition of sport is "an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature, as racing, baseball, tennis, golf, bowling, wrestling, boxing, hunting, fishing, etc." Paintball would appear to come under this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'd say it's an extreme sport, similar to snowboarding and skiing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'd say it's an extreme sport, similar to snowboarding and skiing. And feather tickling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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