Fudge Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 I went to school with a guy who was diagnosed with leukaemia half way through first year. Obviously he was off for ages, and when it was announced at assembly, a few girls started crying and generally started being a pain in the arse. It was sad, as the bloke was a really nice guy, and thankfully survived it. He used to hang around with our group and continued to do so after he came back after treatment. For whatever reason he really, really stunk of stale shit when he returned to school. None of us had the nerve to question this, and presumed it was something to do with the treatment he was on, given that he didn't smell of shite before. Not really sure what it's got to do with the_bully_wee's story, but... yeah. When a lad returns from leukemia but smells of shit, you've got to give him the benefit of the doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 When a lad returns from leukemia but smells of shit, you've got to give him the benefit of the doubt. You wouldn't be saying that if you had to smell him five days a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 When a lad returns from leukemia but smells of shit, you've got to give him the benefit of the doubt. You make it sound like he went his holidays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 You wouldn't be saying that if you had to smell him five days a week. "Why don't you guys hang about with me anymore? Is it because I'm bald and frail" "No. It's because you smell like someone has smeared one of your gran's turds inside your jumper, you fucking meff" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Sounds like some kind of liver failure. That can cause odours to release through your pores. I'm told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 How long did you live in Limbo.....where's it near? Bloody predictive text - I meant Linlithgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 25, 2012 Share Posted May 25, 2012 Bloody predictive text - I meant Linlithgow. Same thing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 27, 2012 Share Posted May 27, 2012 (edited) The legend that is Aidan Moffat, a slow starter but a pretty decen story. LINK Edited May 27, 2012 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 My kids have just bought me an IPad as an early fathers day / birthday present. I love my kids so much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Take more care when going for a piss in a pub.... you dont know if someone is watching! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 My kids have just bought me an IPad as an early fathers day / birthday present. I love my kids so much Lucky b*****d Your obviously giving them too much pocket money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Studying for my final exam tomorrow while some guy is out fitting a smart box tom my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 1338276516[/url]' post='6282570']Lucky b*****d Your obviously giving them too much pocket money No. They both work now.I probably did spoil them when they were younger so maybe they are just spoiling me a little bit now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Can't believe I forgot this. Shows how drunk I was. But I met Susan Boyle at Bathgate station on the way to the cup final on Sunday.....I was going to the game, she was going to meet her pals in Edinburgh. She's as mad as a stick, but stood and chatted with us three arseholes while we tanned our carry out. I commented how small she was, she said "I'd still beat you." Wouldn't allow photos for contractual reasons, but I think she's just been warned to stay out of embarrassing situations. Like just walking about talking to assorted drunks in the train station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Can't believe I forgot this. Shows how drunk I was. But I met Susan Boyle at Bathgate station on the way to the cup final on Sunday.....I was going to the game, she was going to meet her pals in Edinburgh. She's as mad as a stick, but stood and chatted with us three arseholes while we tanned our carry out. I commented how small she was, she said "I'd still beat you." Wouldn't allow photos for contractual reasons, but I think she's just been warned to stay out of embarrassing situations. Like just walking about talking to assorted drunks in the train station. Admit it, you tried to shag her you sly old dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Admit it, you tried to shag her you sly old dog. It crossed my mind. Subo could've been my ticket outta here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 No. They both work now.I probably did spoil them when they were younger so maybe they are just spoiling me a little bit now If your children are old enough to work then you're probably too old to have an iPad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfkO1dfc1lk&feature=related 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 If your children are old enough to work then you're probably too old to have an iPad! Bit harsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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