endieinreekie Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you making a gif. Surely you can't be serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I am. And don't call me Shirley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALDERON Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 Ah that's right, I had the lasagna. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) I get e-mails from Burger King (I can't remember why, but don't judge me, cuntos) New on the menu: Edited June 12, 2012 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 I get e-mails from Burger King (I can't remember why, but don't judge me, cuntos) New on the menu: Perhaps I'm no PR expert (in fact, I'm definitely not), but I think someone might be having a bit of a laugh there. And jelly and ice cream, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 (edited) Just discovered that someone shouting "we built the pih-ra-mids!" loudly in a Fife accent during the Big Bang Theory song, followed by "...and i' aww startit wi a big bang, BANG!" sounds amazing. Also, this Poland v Russia game is going to be nuts Edited June 12, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 12, 2012 Share Posted June 12, 2012 My facebook isn't working and I want to wind up Rangers fans. Is anyone else's not going on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I won the parents race at my daughters sports day yesterday and my 2 year old won the toddlers race 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 I won the parents race at my daughters sports day yesterday and my 2 year old won the toddlers race Go team Lichtie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Very good, but you neglected to tell us this was the competition. And that a photo finish was still required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 And that a photo finish was still required. P+B fives imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Not sure if the link will work. Give it a try anyway. Hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Type [[100003281300913]] [[100003252111881]] [[100003277310675]] into Facebook chat and send it to someone. It's the most simple of things, but it's so funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Cling Film is my arch nemesis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 My ersehole is itchy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Very good, but you neglected to tell us this was the competition. From left to right; aye, naw, 5 pinter, aye, aye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 1' 16" Penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfzKI8t9nxQ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 14, 2012 Share Posted June 14, 2012 Sitting in my girlfriends living room with a dog that belongs to neither of us because her slag of a sister who finished with her boyfriend turned up at the house tonight with all her stuff and is now currently away pumping another guy. I wouldn't mind but my girlfriends cat is shit scared of anything strange in the house and he usually ends up ill with it, which means i have to feign interest in her cat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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