Hank Scorpio Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Went to The Hive last night as my mate is off to Afghanistan tomorrow. The last thing I can remember is leaving the cub at 4:45am. I don't remember getting to the station, or the train home. Woke up and checked my wallet just there, had tickets from Edinburgh to Kirkcaldy, and then Markinch to Glenrothes with Thornton, meaning I must have missed Kirkcaldy and had to get another train back home from Markinch. That's not even the best bit... Woke up to texts from said boy's wee sister saying that he had been refused on the train that I got on because he was so drunk, and had to get the next one, which he had fallen asleep on and woke up in, yep, you guessed it, Aberdeen, where he had given shit to some police officer and got himself arrested. He's due to fly back to Germany at 1:30pm today, and is now en route in the car back to Edinburgh. My head hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) Tomorrow is the Swiss equivalent to Independence day. I'm going swimming in a lake, then setting off some big fucking fireworks. Not from the lake. Obviously. Went to a wee place called Sampach(I think), spent most of the day lying out in the sun or in the lake. Absolutely chebtastic, all the birds bikini'd up in the sun. Really badly sunburnt today though. Edited August 2, 2012 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 There is no circumstance under which judo should be televised. Unless of course you're a TV company who is hoping to appeal to judo players/enthusiasts who understand and enjoy the sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Woke up to texts from said boy's wee sister saying that he had been refused on the train that I got on because he was so drunk, and had to get the next one, which he had fallen asleep on and woke up in, yep, you guessed it, Aberdeen, where he had given shit to some police officer and got himself arrested. Sounds like your typical army boy ned tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'm away to have last nights dinner for lunch, pasta with tomato and chilli sauce. Looks and smells a bit suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 The children at Mount Florida Primary School, just next door to Hampden National Stadium, have hung their school railings with flags and singlets decorated with the national flags of all the nations taking part in the Olympics, the football teams playing at Hampden in particular. Apparently, there is a "Team Pagan" playing.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wunfellaff Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Sounds like your typical army boy ned tbh. He said '' my mate is off to Afghanistan tomorrow'', didn't say he was in the Army, though the Taliban might not accept a pisshead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 If you struggle to write a 6 word post without the need for editing then I wouldn't get your hopes up. Well, I got the job! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Well, I got the job! GIRUY Dee Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I properly nearly shat myself earlier. Dodgy guts all day, a moment of forgetfulness, action stations for a apple tart, but midway through I could feel that I was going to draw mud from well and managed to waddle to the lavvy. The undercarriage was thankfully undamaged by the whole unfortunate event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magee84 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I properly nearly shat myself earlier. Dodgy guts all day, a moment of forgetfulness, action stations for a apple tart, but midway through I could feel that I was going to draw mud from well and managed to waddle to the lavvy. The undercarriage was thankfully undamaged by the whole unfortunate event. Maybe not a good idea to mention at the next home game where you got married recently.... then you will literally soil yourself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Well, I got the job! Haha, congratulations!! (You shouldn't have taken my original post so personally I was only fucking with you. Besides, editing posts on the internet isn't critical in the average shift of a toilet attendant!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 You don't understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Tragic. Absolutely tragic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaleyJag157 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 back in employment after 15 months, tesco shelf stacking all the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Tragic. Absolutely tragic. finely put. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i went to norway and back today for a meeting that lasted less than 20 mins 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 i went to norway and back today for a meeting that lasted less than 20 mins Har det bra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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