JamboMikey Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) Dogs are men. Sound c***s but have the potential to go seriously radge if you f**k with them. Women are cats. Graceful and elegant but also moody wee c***s and liable to try and annoy you for no particular reason. Both also try and kid on that they don't take shites. Edited November 2, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Dogs are men. Sound c***s but have the potential to go seriously radge if you f**k with them. Women are cats. Graceful and elegant but also moody wee c***s and liable to try and annoy you for no particular reason. Both also try and kid on that they don't take shites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I seen a pub cat in Reading last year. It's fucking bizzaro land down there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I seen a pub cat in Reading last year. It's fucking bizzaro land down there. I've been to Reading twice and there were no cats anywhere near the pubs. Never lie to me again, Sherrif. I'm letting this slide once because I think you're sound, but further non-truths will lead to bad times. The feline species is not welcome in pubs. Canines have their own bowls of liquid refreshment brought out by the bar staff as they hold court among human patrons. Who's winning? Exactly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I've heard, possibly from here, of a pub cat in Paisley that'll lick your pint if you're not careful. What kind of world do we live in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I was in a pub just down from the rail station in Dublin. It had it's own Alsatian dog on the roof. Used to bark at the sky light in the bogs. Bizzaro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 ^^^^^^^Strange dogging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 ^^^^^^^Strange dogging. Even you wouldn't have messed with that big beastie Zen, it was a monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 The "tartan army ramblings" sub-forum may well be the worst forum on this website, and I include the Old Firm forum and the Junior forum in that analysis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 The "tartan army ramblings" sub-forum may well be the worst forum on this website, and I include the Old Firm forum and the Junior forum in that analysis. we shud b playin 2 up front and goin fur it in evry game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 we shud b playin 2 up front and goin fur it in evry game "DERP. Any player who votes NO should never be allowed to pull on the dark blue again. DERP." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Regarding the whole cats and dogs thing; I'm a fan of both. Used to prefer dogs but my gf has a cat that, after a few weeks, took to sitting on me on the couch and occasionally suckles on my shirt or the covers if im in bed while purring away contentedly. So now it's pretty much even. We may be getting a puppy at christmas, though. Words can't describe my sheer joy at the prospect, and there's a good chance the pup will make me prefer dugs again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 The best bit about getting a puppy for Christmas is the ceremonial lobbing of the wriggling sack from a bridge into the river below come the start of the new year. It's something of tradition in our household. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I have never had a pet and never wanted one. Fortunately neither of my kids ever showed any interest in having a pet. I have no dislike of animals per se and am disgusted by ill treatment of them, but I just don't get the whole pets thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 A first year at my school got hit by a car at lunch. Looked serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 (edited) Dogs are men. Sound c***s but have the potential to go seriously radge if you f**k with them. Women are cats. Graceful and elegant but also moody wee c***s and liable to try and annoy you for no particular reason. Both also try and kid on that they don't take shites. Cats are like women, more interested in your house than the people who live there. Edited November 2, 2012 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I just had a Subway and it was fucking delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Where's the thread gone? Got taken down for legal reasons. Interesting, I was out last night so missed what happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Cats are like women, more interested in your house than the people who live there. Pussy ain't shit but lips 'n clits..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Interesting, I was out last night so missed what happened. To summarise: It had happened previously with Coral. Coral contacted Div and threatened legal action of some sort. Didn't want it to happen again, so it was closed. The offer is still able to be found on the internet if you want to google it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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