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Regarding the whole cats and dogs thing; I'm a fan of both.

Used to prefer dogs but my gf has a cat that, after a few weeks, took to sitting on me on the couch and occasionally suckles on my shirt or the covers if im in bed while purring away contentedly. So now it's pretty much even.

We may be getting a puppy at christmas, though. Words can't describe my sheer joy at the prospect, and there's a good chance the pup will make me prefer dugs again. :D

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I have never had a pet and never wanted one. Fortunately neither of my kids ever showed any interest in having a pet. I have no dislike of animals per se and am disgusted by ill treatment of them, but I just don't get the whole pets thing.

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Dogs are men. Sound c***s but have the potential to go seriously radge if you f**k with them.

Women are cats. Graceful and elegant but also moody wee c***s and liable to try and annoy you for no particular reason. Both also try and kid on that they don't take shites.

Cats are like women, more interested in your house than the people who live there.

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Interesting, I was out last night so missed what happened.

To summarise:

It had happened previously with Coral. Coral contacted Div and threatened legal action of some sort.

Didn't want it to happen again, so it was closed.

The offer is still able to be found on the internet if you want to google it wink.gif

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To summarise:

It had happened previously with Coral. Coral contacted Div and threatened legal action of some sort.

Didn't want it to happen again, so it was closed.

The offer is still able to be found on the internet if you want to google it wink.gif

Having done a quick google it appears to no longer be working. Gutted. sad.gif

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A first year at my school got hit by a car at lunch. Looked serious.

Broken arm, broken leg and a very sore face. Could've been much worse. His face was some nick when I saw him.

Would explain why the cops were blocking the road. Sounds bad.

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I can't believe I didn't think of this before, but in the whole cats vs dogs debate one has to ask: do you ever see cats chilling in the pub?

Pfffffft! Do you f**k. Shitey animals. Dogs get in the pub nae bather. cool.gif

That's dogs totally won that battle for me now. Cats can't compete at that level.

There's a pub down in Hamilton and nearly everytime I've been in there's a Yorkshire Terrier sitting quite happily on a bar stool. Dogs fucking love pubs.

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There's a pub down in Hamilton and nearly everytime I've been in there's a Yorkshire Terrier sitting quite happily on a bar stool. Dogs fucking love pubs.

What pub's that? I doubt it's Mavrix, Hemingways, Docs, The Stonehouse, Strada or ML3.

I'll guess The George?

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