jamamafegan Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 How did you know it was piss? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 How did you know it was piss? The bottles labelled 'sample', sealed medical containers and colour kind of gave it away. Turns out they weren't for me, good news IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Don't even know what to think of this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 There's this gay middle-aged retarded Irish guy who I run into and get stuck speaking to practically every time I leave the house. I don't know how I even know him, I just always have. Think he might've been a neighbour in a house I lived in for a year when I was about 5. Don't even ken his name, just have the exact same slavering conversation about 200 times a year. All I know about the guy is he likes walking about the shops all day and has a wee boyfriend who seems to be even more mentally-handicapped. A nice bloke and all but it's getting irritating now. How does one go about dingying a middle-aged man with a lower mental age than you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 man with a lower mental age than you? Must have been pretty hard for you to find such a man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Must have been pretty hard for you to find such a man? OH SNAP M8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Americans slagging the Brits over world geography. Oh the irony. http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/its-thanksgiving-so-we-asked-some-brits-to-label-the-us-stat The irony indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Don't fall asleep drunk in Attappadi, India: https://twitter.com/damienics/status/405740435424821248 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Don't fall asleep drunk in Attappadi, India: https://twitter.com/damienics/status/405740435424821248 Could do with a few of those on the streets of Scotland at weekends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 There're two women in my office who watch Loose Women in the canteen every day. I have never spoken to these women, I hopefully never will. Someone that watches Loose Women does not deserve and will not receive the benefit of my conversational skills. Loose Women is fucking shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Just fucking ride them and be done with it. Absolutely not. Kicking them in the pie and procuring the remote for channel changing would be a considerably more preferable scenario, but they don't even deserve that level of interaction with a man such as myself. Losse fucking Women. Absolute horse shit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 The quality of my work rapidly decreases in the last 30mins of my shift. I mean a drop from 100% output to 1%, as customers drain the life out me. However, today I managed to waste away my last 20mins by talking to someone from another branch of the company, while a customer sat on hold. We sorted the problem in 5mims, but spent the rest talking about other things. Muhammad, from the other branch, initiated the call so it won't show up on my hold time. Grateful for the early finish, I ended the call with "Cheers Muhammad, God bless you". Spent the walk to the train station wondering if that might have came across as racist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Spent 20 minutes on hold earlier trying to get an ambulance for Lewis Collins.Poor c**t never made it. It's probably sitting outside with the sirens off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Taking a shot to the balls when playing 5's tonight, wasn't pleasant. Had to nip for a pee to relieve the pressure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 Taking a shot to the balls when playing 5's tonight, wasn't pleasant. Had to nip for a pee to relieve the pressure Feel your pain 5 a side balls are an absolute nightmare to get hit with anywhere, never mind the testys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 An empty Coke bottle is an excellent disguise for Buckfast Tonic wine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 An empty Coke bottle is an excellent disguise for Buckfast Tonic wine. Used to do this quite a lot a few years a go when the police were patrolling Kelvingrove Park in Glasgow looking for folk boozing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 An empty Coke bottle is an excellent disguise for Buckfast Tonic wine. I would hate to play mind fucks, but surely if it were empty it couldn't disguise anything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 I've recently frequently purposefully started eating cheese before going to bed. It's like drugs but legal and tastier. Last night I set off fireworks at Kilbowie Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 I got my hole last night for the first time in a few months (fucking disgraceful) The fact that when I got home one of the first thing I have did is tell P&B about it, probably gives me the answer as to why it has been a few months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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