Reynard Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Just had a punter in this morning. He's a bit of a down on his luck ex landed gentry type but he is a funny guy. Anyway, he has a farm up in deepest darkest Ayrshire and the place is "quaint" its very like the farm Caractacus Potts has in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It still has the original earth floors and stuff like that. He came in wielding an old miners hat complete with working lamp on the front. This was a Christmas present for his wife so that she could still cook for him when there was a power cut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Are they coming in her wheels? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Mike and Shiela are coming round for drinks tonight at 8. Sheila's not going to be happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 It's just been pointed out to me that the wind has completely stripped the felt off my garden shed. First time I've seen the garden during daylight in over a week so god knows when that happened! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Just scored a scorpion kick as Colin Nish on FIFA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Take my true love by her hand, lead her through the town. Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Be careful the door don't hit you on the arse on the way out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Be careful the door don't hit you on the arse on the way out. It's a song by the Limeliters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. Mmmhmmm. Dose of the fear is it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Take my true love by her hand, lead her through the town. Say goodbye to everyone, goodbye to everyone. Worst resignation speech ever. It's a song by the Limeliters. Oh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Well, Mike and Shiela left at 4am.And Shiela was very happy. Sheila's not going to be, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Pretty sure I made a knob of myself at my Christmas party. Oh well. There is literally nothing worse than a dosr of the fear after a work night out. Chances are you've done nothing, yet you'll still feel like shit until Christmas Eve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 During a conversation earlier today, someone used the sentence: "It's not a viable chicken". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 And, while I was driving the other day, I was playing a CD, but switched to the radio, because I wanted to hear the news. The word the singer was about to sing was 'legacy' - not a word used in many songs, I expect. As I switched to the radio news, the first word uttered by the newscaster was... 'legacy' - bang on the beat. I just thought that was weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 During a conversation earlier today, someone used the sentence: "It's not a viable chicken". Too big for their oven? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 (edited) Too big for their oven? She was slavering some pish about eggs! It just struck me what a weird phrase it was, and that I'll likely never hear it said ever again. Edited December 22, 2013 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 She was slavering some pish about eggs! It just struck me what a weird phrase it was, and that I'll likely never hear it said ever again. Was she foreign? Sounds like something a foreigner (with a good grasp of the language) would say! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Was she foreign? Sounds like something a foreigner (with a good grasp of the language) would say! She's from Gorebridge, so aye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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