ICTChris Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Shakespeare invented the 'yer maw' joke http://ninjatengu.tumblr.com/post/83648994818/in-honor-of-shakespeares-birthday-behold-shakespeare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I had a dream I signed for Ross County as a left back (number 25), and I set up Sean Higgins for a last minute 2-2 equaliser on the last day of the season at Firhill. I have no idea if it kept us up or not. I also had a dream I was walking through Glasgow Central and accidentally stepped onto a train that was bound for Fife with no stoppages. The second dream's more of a nightmare tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I was convinced up until this evening that it was Thursday today and I was getting all excited about the St Mirren game and a night out 'tomorrow'. It was only in the middle of the Real v Bayern game that I clocked on. Gutter. All of yesterday, up until the Real Bayern game, I thought it was Monday. It was my first day back at college for a fortnight but it felt so much like a Monday. It's now Thursday and how you can feel excited about tomorrow and not physically sick is beyond me. I don't want to think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I also had a dream I was walking through Glasgow Central and accidentally stepped onto a train that was bound for Fife with no stoppages. The second dream's more of a nightmare tbf.Aye but did you get a red pudding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Not really a surprise to anybody that's ever had one http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/perth-cafes-massive-bacon-roll-1363136 Would be so much better if I didn't feel the guilt of doing it to my temple of a body though. Bit of a cheek if Perth is claiming it though... probably typical s**** Record reporting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 As of today, I have come to the conclusion that Aberdeen has the highest ratio of good looking women in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 As of today, I have come to the conclusion that Aberdeen has the highest ratio of good looking women in Scotland. Nonsense. In other news, some bint spilled cold coffee on me on the bus on the way to fives yesterday. Wasn't very amused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Nonsense. In other news, some bint spilled cold coffee on me on the bus on the way to fives yesterday. Wasn't very amused. I'll fucking nonsense you just now, young man. Given that I travel extensively around Scotland on a daily basis I am far better placed to judge than you sat in some classroom. The fanny in Aberdeen is phenomenal compared to anywhere else in Scotland, IMVHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I'll fucking nonsense you just now, young man. Given that I travel extensively around Scotland on a daily basis I am far better placed to judge than you sat in some classroom. The fanny in Aberdeen is phenomenal compared to anywhere else in Scotland, IMVHO. To be fair, the Glasgow fitties have come out of their winter storage over the last week with the warmer weather. Tit Monday is nigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 To be fair, the Glasgow fitties have come out of their winter storage over the last week with the warmer weather. Tit Monday is nigh. Great Western Road on a hot summers day is a great way to get 3 points on your license for driving without due care and attention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Great Western Road on a hot summers day is a great way to get 3 points on your license for driving without due care and attention. Depends what grabs your attention, I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I really, really want a rowie right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I'll fucking nonsense you just now, young man. Given that I travel extensively around Scotland on a daily basis I am far better placed to judge than you sat in some classroom. The fanny in Aberdeen is phenomenal compared to anywhere else in Scotland, IMVHO. Edinburgh > everywhere else. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 ^^^ not been many places ^^ Definitely less travelled than me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 As of today, I have come to the conclusion that Aberdeen has the highest ratio of good looking women in Scotland. I blame all the bloody foreigners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 That's horrible. The bacon will be cheap as f**k if they are selling it at that price and who wants that much bacon on a roll? Anything after 4 rashers is where it stops being "well guid". ^^^ never tried it, can't knock it. It does look/sound vile. I only tried it initially because a mate couldn't finish his for being full (thinking he would be getting a standard sized bacon roll). It's a bi-annual treat for me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Every decent thread on here gets filled with drivel like 'best thread ever' and then a barrage of gifs to the point where it becomes tiresome. For every good thread there should be a sub thread for pointless discussion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I have an overwhelming desire to go to the pub and get slowly hammered. A man after my own heart. I'm holding off but the urge is slowly getting stronger. On meds too so won't take much! Had about 6 pints last night in the West End as I was out for a gig and it has really given me the taste for more. I'm sat in work and have jack shit to do as I've caught up on everything in advance of starting a new job in a fortnight and just want to f**k it off and hit the boozer. Clockwatching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Somebody sound the bugle, Deeboy's en route to the Trades. This is a betrayal, Deeboy. If I can't get a pint yet then no-one can! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I'm still steaming from last night. I'm absolutely burst 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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