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I got sunburnt over the weekend in Canty Bay, North Berwick a was very, very pink for possibly the first time in my life. It's amazing how a breeze can be so deceptive. It has however gone away and I've got a glorious tan that half a dozen folk mentioned to me.

Although I now can't get a hair cut unless I want a 2 toned forehead.

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I had a dream I signed for Ross County as a left back (number 25), and I set up Sean Higgins for a last minute 2-2 equaliser on the last day of the season at Firhill. I have no idea if it kept us up or not.

I also had a dream I was walking through Glasgow Central and accidentally stepped onto a train that was bound for Fife with no stoppages. The second dream's more of a nightmare tbf.

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I was convinced up until this evening that it was Thursday today and I was getting all excited about the St Mirren game and a night out 'tomorrow'. It was only in the middle of the Real v Bayern game that I clocked on. Gutter.

All of yesterday, up until the Real Bayern game, I thought it was Monday. It was my first day back at college for a fortnight but it felt so much like a Monday.

It's now Thursday and how you can feel excited about tomorrow and not physically sick is beyond me. I don't want to think about it.

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I also had a dream I was walking through Glasgow Central and accidentally stepped onto a train that was bound for Fife with no stoppages. The second dream's more of a nightmare tbf.

Aye but did you get a red pudding?
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Not really a surprise to anybody that's ever had one

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/perth-cafes-massive-bacon-roll-1363136

Would be so much better if I didn't feel the guilt of doing it to my temple of a body though.

Bit of a cheek if Perth is claiming it though... probably typical s**** Record reporting.

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As of today, I have come to the conclusion that Aberdeen has the highest ratio of good looking women in Scotland.

Nonsense.

In other news, some bint spilled cold coffee on me on the bus on the way to fives yesterday. Wasn't very amused.

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Nonsense.

In other news, some bint spilled cold coffee on me on the bus on the way to fives yesterday. Wasn't very amused.

I'll fucking nonsense you just now, young man.

Given that I travel extensively around Scotland on a daily basis I am far better placed to judge than you sat in some classroom. The fanny in Aberdeen is phenomenal compared to anywhere else in Scotland, IMVHO.

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I'll fucking nonsense you just now, young man.

Given that I travel extensively around Scotland on a daily basis I am far better placed to judge than you sat in some classroom. The fanny in Aberdeen is phenomenal compared to anywhere else in Scotland, IMVHO.

To be fair, the Glasgow fitties have come out of their winter storage over the last week with the warmer weather.

Tit Monday is nigh.

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To be fair, the Glasgow fitties have come out of their winter storage over the last week with the warmer weather.

Tit Monday is nigh.

Great Western Road on a hot summers day is a great way to get 3 points on your license for driving without due care and attention.

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I'll fucking nonsense you just now, young man.

Given that I travel extensively around Scotland on a daily basis I am far better placed to judge than you sat in some classroom. The fanny in Aberdeen is phenomenal compared to anywhere else in Scotland, IMVHO.

Edinburgh > everywhere else.

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