Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Clown dies. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237412/Robert-Blasetti-Clown-suffers-heart-attack-dies-blows-balloons-Macys-Thanksgiving-Day-Parade.html Tragedy struck Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade when a clown blowing up balloons collapsed from a fatal heart attack before horrified children as well as his wife alongside the parade route. Keeling over in full costume, 67-year-old Robert Blasetti was rushed by his wife, Irene, as she desperately administered CPR while dressed in a similar clown costume. His 40 year old son will take his place, his wife Irene says he has big shoes to fill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Played in the Clyde fans v Clyde 'legends' today at Broadwood. Someone tagged me in a tweet and said this was taken 3 minutes in . Absolutely blowing out my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 In that photo you have the forlorn look of someone who has just given away a stupid penalty and is waiting for the game to restart, desperately hoping things turn round for you in the rest of the game and the taunts of the supporters die down and stop haunting your dreams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 You look a bit like napoleon dynamite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 You look a bit like napoleon dynamite David Moyes lookalike IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 just went on uncyclopedia for the first time for years (link on another thread) and ended up on Barry Ferguson page, tremendous stuff Early lifeBarry Rab Archie Ferguson was born on 29 February 1992 to Senga McSenga in "Hamilton", another name for Glasgow's knuckle dragging section. As per Glasgow knuckle dragger custom, the father was unknown, so a name for the child was drawn from a hat and handed to Glasgow's one literate person, Jimmy Krankie, to read.Ferguson quickly mastered the nuckle draggers main trades - vandalism, begging for money on Union Street, stabbing people and shoplifting. On his fifth trip to Barlinnie he was scouted by Ally McCoist after having been seen booting a man's skull around the cafeteria. He was quickly bailed and taken to Ibrox, the Rangers stadium.There is also the rumour that Fergusons faither is a pigeon, due to the fact he struts around the pitch and puffs out his chest like a pigeon. Ally still got the same scouting team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 ROFL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Judith Ralston appears to be breaking a blouse in for a much smaller woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Judith Ralston appears to be breaking a blouse in for a much smaller woman. Her top button deserves a medal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Her top button deserves a medal. She'll have someone's eye out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 She'll have someone's eye out Jap's ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Judith Ralston appears to be breaking a blouse in for a much smaller woman. I wouldn't want to be around when that goes off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Judith Ralston appears to be breaking a blouse in for a much smaller woman. Thank you twitter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Look at the size of her heid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Look at the size of her heid! Oh aye, that as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Enjoy another 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 When 'The Sound Of Silence' would have been more appropriate than 'The Boxer', now he'll have to build a 'Bridge Over Troubled Water'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27194863 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/28/moomin-cafe-offers-lonely-customers-stuffed-animals-to-sit-with-during-lunch-4711473/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/28/moomin-cafe-offers-lonely-customers-stuffed-animals-to-sit-with-during-lunch-4711473/ Sounds pish tbh, you'd have to make small talk with her about Rudi Skacel being a refugee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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