Sergeant Wilson Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I always end up dribbling when drinking out those plastic glasses Those are samples Doc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I've always found that special glasses, particularly tall ones, i.e Peroni, are really poor for retaining head. (Fnarr) Whereas I did enjoy using the old style tankard abroad, not that I'd want to use one every time I went to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 The only thing worse than a generic pint glass is the plastic ones. I despise them. Great call. Boddington's is by far the worst in a plastic glass, a favourite of the beer tent for some reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I've always found that special glasses, particularly tall ones, i.e Peroni, are really poor for retaining head. (Fnarr) Whereas I did enjoy using the old style tankard abroad, not that I'd want to use one every time I went to the pub. My new job involves some time as barman. The Peroni glasses are a bitch to carry on a tray, and they nearly always end up in someone's handbag. Customers who are concerned about getting branded glasses are invariably a bit weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 My new job involves some time as barman. The Peroni glasses are a bitch to carry on a tray, and they nearly always end up in someone's handbag. Customers who are concerned about getting branded glasses are invariably a bit weird. Yeah we've got a similar beer, with an almost identical glass to Peroni. We lose at least 2 or 3 a week and by the time you've poured a second pint of the stuff, it's lost whatever head it had and probably gone flat. Tall glasses are just shite. Hate drinking out of them too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ive got an itchy arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 ive got an itchy arse Stuck the pineapple in sideways probably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Stuck the pineapple in sideways probably. Its right in the crack, just above 2 inches north of the stink hole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 When the dimpled pint glasses come back, Sevco wives will be getting Begbie'd like f**k IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gianfranco Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Got my first exam in about 4 years 2morro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Currently sitting on 9 A's and 3 B's for my 2nd year of Uni, with 3 more grades to come back. Handed in my second last piece of coursework, and I'm currently working on the last piece of coursework that is due on the 12th. My last exam is on the 26th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Currently sitting on 9 A's and 3 B's for my 2nd year of Uni, with 3 more grades to come back. Handed in my second last piece of coursework, and I'm currently working on the last piece of coursework that is due on the 12th. My last exam is on the 26th. Well done. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) As part of an interview for a tutoring post I had to sit 2 Maths tests yesterday (probably the equivalent of SG Credit, then Adv Higher 100% in both......chuffed! ETA: I'm also having a lovey hot cup of Bovril for the football, if only I could get a scotch pie! Edited April 30, 2014 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 West is more of a stein, although they seem to have newer glasses which are more rounded with the handle. Yeah, it's the newer ones. Only seem to get the steins at the brewery, and the rounder ones everywhere else. Yeah we've got a similar beer, with an almost identical glass to Peroni. We lose at least 2 or 3 a week and by the time you've poured a second pint of the stuff, it's lost whatever head it had and probably gone flat. Tall glasses are just shite. Hate drinking out of them too. I much prefer tall glasses to Stella glasses, especially on a tray filled with wine glasses too. Don't get me started on champagne... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 My new job involves some time as barman. The Peroni glasses are a bitch to carry on a tray, and they nearly always end up in someone's handbag. Customers who are concerned about getting branded glasses are invariably a bit weird. Customers who are concerned about getting branded glasses are invariably reps/secret shoppers for those drinks, or like the look of the glass and want to pinch one. Anyway, I went for a halftime dump in the Chelsea game, and the light blew mid-dump. The fright you get when a light blows as you switch it on is bad enough, but is nothing compared to that. Nearly made me sh*t myself more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 So you had already shit yourself? In the toilet? He never specified the toilet, he might be stuck in the fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Another thing that really annoys me, when you ask for a pint of Guinness and they don't serve you it in a Guinness glass 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 So you had already shit yourself? In the toilet? The important words you missed were "nearly" and "more". I had a perfectly acceptable experience, other than the light bulb. Including a sitting down, back-to-front wipe. I know P&B likes this sort of info. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Back to front?! Disgusting! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Back to front?! Disgusting! 100% this. I thought we had all gone over this and established that wiping from arse to balls is unacceptable in any walk of life. The potential hazards include shite on the sac, shite on the wrist, accidentally punching your own balls from behind, etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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