SweeperDee Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Old Yates next to Lloyds, lovely place. Bit quiet. Now in the Merc. Away to leave here too. Away to Ferraris. Mercantile looks absolutely brilliant from the outside; not so pleasant on the inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Anyone else think that the women who does the Bundesliga highlights on ITV4 used to be a man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Anyone else think that the women who does the Bundesliga highlights on ITV4 used to be a man? We all know why you are curios. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel Hutchwright Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'm at a loss for words... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'm at a waddin in Madrid. It's been the most spectacularly interesting day. The band in the church was like something out of a Quentin Tarantino film. My wife's cousin has rocked up with her new man who is the double of Rob Lowe and 3 guys have asked me if they can borrow my kilt to get photos taken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'm at a waddin in Madrid. It's been the most spectacularly interesting day. The band in the church was like something out of a Quentin Tarantino film. My wife's cousin has rocked up with her new man who is the double of Rob Lowe and 3 guys have asked me if they can borrow my kilt to get photos taken. That's KB walking about town with f**k all on and not for the first time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) Woke up at half 4 with an utterly horrendous taste of sick in my throat and nose. Unfortunately this is only a result of 'eating too much pizza on my brother's birthday' reasons as opposed to 'out getting pished' reasons. Half a pack of airwaves has done the job. ETA - 6am update: horrible feelings of indigestion followed by a risqué release of wind, got to bog just in time. A complete pebbledash job. This is going to be a long day. Edited April 27, 2014 by Firhill Road 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Mind and check for skid marks/ semen stains both front and back when the kilt is retrieved. (I sent the same advice to the Spaniards) Why would there be semen at the back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Why would there be semen at the back? Have you never heard of a Rear Admiral? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Have you never heard of a Rear Admiral? No what's that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Mind and check for skid marks/ semen stains both front and back when the kilt is retrieved. (I sent the same advice to the Spaniards) Why would there be semen at the back? Have you never heard of a Rear Admiral? No what's that? It's known as an El Classico... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Up the Barcelona? For Real? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 For Real? He'll be shouting Get-af-e 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Bought myself a South Indian Garlic Chili Chicken calzone after coming back from Dundee yesterday. Ate 3/4 of it at approximately 10pm and I've shat 4 times since then. Still ate the remainder for breakfast. A terribly unwise move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Bought myself a South Indian Garlic Chili Chicken calzone after coming back from Dundee yesterday. Ate 3/4 of it at approximately 10pm and I've shat 4 times since then. Still ate the remainder for breakfast. A terribly unwise move. Despite the obvious post munch shites that sounds like the greatest calzone ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Yesterday I sent two letters , I have absolutely no idea when I last sent one, so having two to send at once was quite bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Yesterday I sent two letters , I have absolutely no idea when I last sent one, so having two to send at once was quite bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 matt damon.jpg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Has Div taken it on the road? Hard times. This has just pulled up outside my house.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1398627216.498674.jpgPerty time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Someone will have to get a new avatar. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27178025 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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