Guest Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lib Dems are promising to abolish jail sentences for those caught with drugs that are for personal use; citing that addicts need treatment, not locking up. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nick-clegg-says-lib-dems-4022692 That'll be the Lib Dems demanding harsher punishments for drug possession in three months then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 A few big flashes in Dundee.http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-28693893 I'm pretty sure you've posted on here before that you own a black tommy. Is this a cry for help? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Went for a post work pint, and the pub was invaded by over 50 blokes dressed as Vikings. They sang Viking shit for an hour afore marching to the ferry in formation still bawling like Hell. Songs were in English but they were German/Danish perhaps. Wat da fuq? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottboy Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Went for a post work pint, and the pub was invaded by over 50 blokes dressed as Vikings. They sang Viking shit for an hour afore marching to the ferry in formation still bawling like Hell. Songs were in English but they were German/Danish perhaps. [img=https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10455427_686072731446515_3886264408541051109_n.j Wat da fuq? The Lerwick jarl squad. Part of the up helly aa festival held in Shetland every January. Where was that picture taken? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 The Lerwick jarl squad. Part of the up helly aa festival held in Shetland every January. Where was that picture taken? Looks like Ullapool? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Were they eating spam?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2014 Share Posted August 8, 2014 Went for a post work pint, and the pub was invaded by over 50 blokes dressed as Vikings. They sang Viking shit for an hour afore marching to the ferry in formation still bawling like Hell. Songs were in English but they were German/Danish perhaps. Wat da fuq? How the f**k did they get that shit through customs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 The Lerwick jarl squad. Part of the up helly aa festival held in Shetland every January. Where was that picture taken? Looks like Ullapool? Yep. Headed to Lewis so looks like they want to retake it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottboy Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Still no nearer as to why they're dressed like that if the 'festival' is in January.. They were probably invited to some kind of do in Lewis. Happens quite often. They were in New York last year as part of the Tartan day parade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Anyway on a hopefully unrelated note, I met Dougie Donnelly last night outside Pittodrie. Blind date or pre-arranged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10153085590919698&set=vb.675039697&type=2&theater&refid=17 Viking toonage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Blinds date. He brought along Craig Brown as a double up. Your arse must be in tatters Mozza! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Fantastic bitch-fest on my Megabus just now. One wifey going nuts about a f***ing daddy longlegs which she wants everyone to kill and another giving her the animal welfare talk. She's currently sitting in the seat behind me with a jacket over her head FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRqypM7jb5Y#t=22 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Worth it. Got a £50 voucher for Sterling, Tillicoutry, near Stirling. that will get you half an arm off a small chair. Edited August 9, 2014 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 So you buying one of those 'Welcome' doormats then? Or you'll maybe even be able to get two of those draught excluders that look like snakes. For fifty quid, Dougie will lie doon at the door for a fortnight.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Morten. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish-league-one/table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) Its not trying to be a funny post its actually what has happened the washing stinks as a result and i wanted to warn others My sperm smell lovely, I'd see a doctor. P.S. Might just be your socks. Edited August 9, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Because of my furious masturbating habits the stench from the socks that i shoot my load into are stinking the rest of our washing when it comes out wash so I'm having to do it into a tissue now don't like having to re adjust upon the point of climax Do you keep a sock(the same sock) and a hammer by your bed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Do you keep a sock(the same sock) and a hammer by your bed? It's a wee nail, so he needs the hammer... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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