expatowner Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I invested in some Golf lessons and the Pro has really sorted out my game. :-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'm currently staying in Ayr. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Women !! Don't Shag Dwarves On Your Hen Night. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JogaBonito Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I can't be the only person who now hopes he choked to death on that pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JogaBonito Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I can't be the only person who now hopes he choked to death on that pie. I'd be the first to give him the Heimlich. I liked it :/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I can't be the only person who now hopes he choked to death on that pie. You most certainly are not. Feckin' big girls blouse and annoying as hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Women !! Don't Shag Dwarves On Your Hen Night. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html Its not big and it's not clever? [Non PC gag] assuming Downs syndrome involved[/non PC gag] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Don't show him some of the threads on P&B; doubt the poor laddie would survive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Women !! Don't Shag Dwarves On Your Hen Night. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html Eagerly awaiting sjc's inevitable thread on the attractiveness of dwarves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 After seeing my sister for the first time in 4 months i can safely say i am less attracted to her as i was before, her skin which was usually so well toned now looks rugged and pale and her makes her look like Lionel Messi in about 2007. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 After seeing my sister for the first time in 4 months i can safely say i am less attracted to her as i was before, her skin which was usually so well toned now looks rugged and pale and her makes her look like Lionel Messi in about 2007. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Im just worried she is letting her self go although she is still as thin as ever, i can't imagine her ever putting on much weight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Im just worried she is letting her self go although she is still as thin as ever, i can't imagine her ever putting on much weight Well just say that in the first place. Your opening gambit cam across as attention seeking at best and creepy and perverted at worst. Bear in mind that tolerance on P&B is in short supply at the best of times without shooting yourself in the foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Well just say that in the first place. Your opening gambit cam across as attention seeking at best and creepy and perverted at worst. Bear in mind that tolerance on P&B is in short supply at the best of times without shooting yourself in the foot. Going out for a walk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Going out for a walk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Well just say that in the first place. Your opening gambit cam across as attention seeking at best and creepy and perverted at worst. Bear in mind that tolerance on P&B is in short supply at the best of times without shooting yourself in the foot. Rejected by his sister^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 No smileys for me i fucking hate walking, might take a tumble on my way out of bed and see if i can tear a ligament 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Rejected by his sister^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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