Sweet Pete Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Alright, Swamps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 And not a single f**k was given that day Seal spotted surfing on a whale http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34276032 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I haven't sharpened a pencil in ages, I remember at school sharpening a pencil was a great excuse to skive and chat with someone for a few minutes #LynxThoughts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Alright, Swamps? Aye, not bad, cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I feel Reynard and DeeGas should be invited back for balance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 DeeGas is still here, clear alias. Reynard would need to make the first move and ask to come back and I don't think he'd do that. I have no pride/shame so I was fine with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Hello! I'd like P&B to know that I'm back. My hope was that the moderation staff would blink first and, missing my brilliant insight and stunning wit, would invite me to return. After almost a year without blinking (and a ruinous bill for eyedrops) it became clear that this wasn't going to happen so instead I sent an apology to Div for my prior conduct and, on a promise of acceptable behavior, was reinstated this afternoon. First order of business will be to retake the Politics forum for the more militant nats instead of the ones who are reasonable and accommodating to alternative viewpoints, for which we have no use. Next will be a full renovation of the La Liga thread on Misc. Football as it's not nearly triumphalist enough over the recent EPL collapse in Europe. The Club Dece resurrection will be carried out shortly afterwards. Last but not least, St. Mirren are getting an absolute shoeing on the Championship forum. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a posting career to maintain. FFS get over yourself. Announcing you're back is just as bad as a resignation post. How many times is that you've went crying to Div to let you back now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 He followed it up by announcing he goes to pubs on his own and gets steaming. A bad day all round for Swampy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Hello! I'd like P&B to know that I'm back. My hope was that the moderation staff would blink first and, missing my brilliant insight and stunning wit, would invite me to return. After almost a year without blinking (and a ruinous bill for eyedrops) it became clear that this wasn't going to happen so instead I sent an apology to Div for my prior conduct and, on a promise of acceptable behavior, was reinstated this afternoon. First order of business will be to retake the Politics forum for the more militant nats instead of the ones who are reasonable and accommodating to alternative viewpoints, for which we have no use. Next will be a full renovation of the La Liga thread on Misc. Football as it's not nearly triumphalist enough over the recent EPL collapse in Europe. The Club Dece resurrection will be carried out shortly afterwards. Last but not least, St. Mirren are getting an absolute shoeing on the Championship forum. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a posting career to maintain. Pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Monique Mason is off her fucking head. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34286975 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 The whole of America is off their head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaSeDG0DSA1NT Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) i don't know who swampy isHe's not a patch on our Throbber so he can go f**k himself!Throbber Throbber Throbber ❤️ Edited September 18, 2015 by BaSeDG0DSA1NT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 FFS get over yourself. Announcing you're back is just as bad as a resignation post. How many times is that you've went crying to Div to let you back now? You've got a brass neck accusing anyone else of crying. This post of yours came with so many tears my monitor's got rising damp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 FFS get over yourself. Announcing you're back is just as bad as a resignation post. How many times is that you've went crying to Div to let you back now? You've got a brass neck accusing anyone else of crying. This post of yours came with so many tears my monitor's got rising damp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Pathetic. I've often wondered - do people turn into raging messes because they support Dundee, or do they support Dundee because they were raging messes? Given the club's proud legacy of beetroot-faced sectarianism I'm "plumping" for the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 You've got a brass neck accusing anyone else of crying. This post of yours came with so many tears my monitor's got rising damp. I thought that would be McKee's.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Hello! I'd like P&B to know that I'm back. First order of business will be to retake the Politics forum for the more militant nats instead of the ones who are reasonable and accommodating to alternative viewpoints, for which we have no use. Next will be a full renovation of the La Liga thread on Misc. Football as it's not nearly triumphalist enough over the recent EPL collapse in Europe. The Club Dece resurrection will be carried out shortly afterwards. Last but not least, St. Mirren are getting an absolute shoeing on the Championship forum. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a posting career to maintain. Fuxake The fat West Coast narcissist plays fast and loose with the forum guidelines and gets rightly punted. A while later he sooks the Feegie boaby and the fatted calf is duly brought out and said 'prodigal' regales us with how he's going to sort out the boards. Well in Div. What an object lesson in how to boot your excellent, reasonable, 'light touch' mods in the nadgers. We now know they are mere puppets whose authority isn't worth a curdie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 ^^^^^ not enjoying the journey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Living a year of your life hoping, praying that a mod will invite you back is pretty tragic. Almost as bad as apologising so you can get back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I've often wondered - do people turn into raging messes because they support Dundee, or do they support Dundee because they were raging messes? Given the club's proud legacy of beetroot-faced sectarianism I'm "plumping" for the latter. Remember when you slithered back on here to have a gloat about Morton beating Dundee? That ended well for you. LOL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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