BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Just applied for a new job. You're just begging us to guess, aren't you? Best of luck with the application, but mind that cum leaves streaks on glass without the proper cleaning materials. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bugger, forgot about this. Was Alan from Abernethy there? I did buy some of his Chilli Devil Jelly at the Food and Flower festival in Dundee recently and it is fine. Aye he was there. He was fending of the wasps with what looked like a fancy tennis racket... I tried some of the Devil Jelly and it was nice but a bit sweet for me. Daughter preferred the Garlic and Chilli jam/jelly but in the end we never bought anything from him. Maybe next time..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 This week, the work got a book in called "Amateur Gynaecology" I was sure it must be a joke, but it's an old textbook, and nothing like as interesting as it sounds. Still, that title 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) A woman in the pub last night called me a solipsist. Which was nice. Edited September 20, 2015 by Spain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 This week, the work got a book in called "Amateur Gynaecology" I was sure it must be a joke, but it's an old textbook, and nothing like as interesting as it sounds. Still, that title We all have to start somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 A woman in the pub last night called me a solipsist. Which was nice. Bet you thought she was making it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Come dine with me would be better if they didn't reveal the scores imo. Maybe give it a trial run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) A woman in the pub last night called me a solipsist. Which was nice.Are you sure she was real?Edit: Deeboy kinda beat me to the punch on that one.........or did he?? Edited September 21, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Sky showcase is showing Christmas films Edited September 21, 2015 by DDcups 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Think they are on all year round 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 sky are dicks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 sky are dicksHiya Richard Keys/Andy Gray, hiya pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Only ever buy meat from Lidl's. Quality mann. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Hiya Richard Keys/Andy Gray, hiya pal I shagged yer da 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I'm a bit worried about Sweet Pete tbh, who I think said he brushes not only his teeth but his gooch in the the shower, not sure in what order. Disgusting man whatever a gooch is. Your gooch is the chinrest between your bawsack and your arsehole. I brush my teeth and then my gooch with the toothbrush. The other way around would be gross, obvs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Your gooch is the chinrest between your bawsack and your arsehole. I brush my teeth and then my gooch with the toothbrush. The other way around would be gross, obvs.I use her toothbrush for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Your gooch is the chinrest between your bawsack and your arsehole. I brush my teeth and then my gooch with the toothbrush. The other way around would be gross, obvs. I prefer, to name the area, barse or smelly bridge as I find the term gooch, to be, an Americanism too far. Each to their own though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I thought the American word for that area was "taint"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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