1320Lichtie Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I was a whompercunt before the phrase existed. I even stopped being a whompercunt before you lot knew about it. I'm that fucking hipster. I don't hold it against any of you either. Some of my best friends are whompercunts. I'm even married to one. Got yourself a Toyboy Mrs M? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Got yourself a Toyboy Mrs M? I have indeed. He's slap bang in the middle of whompercuntdom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'm a bad person. To save time on my regular 'bad person' updates, for those that are interested, I've made my signature into a bad person guide. The worse a person I am the bigger the font. I just had to switch to the desktop version to check. Ooft, that's pretty bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I'm a bad person. To save time on my regular 'bad person' updates, for those that are interested, I've made my signature into a bad person guide. The worse a person I am the bigger the font. I just had to switch to the desktop version to check. Ooft, that's pretty bad. Chris is a pimp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Anyone know why nutmegging someone feels better than skinning someone via any other method? I megged a boy the day and he called me a b*****d and tried to half me shortly after. I love it. Edited February 2, 2015 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I megged a boy the day and he called me a b*****d and tried to half me shortly after. I love it. That's probably more down to you shouting "MEGGED WEEHEE!" as you went past him... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 (edited) Rather worrying when i walked into a delivery today and on the desk was an assault rifle in a case with 4 magazines of ammunition. Along with bullet proof vests and helmet's Edited February 2, 2015 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Rather worrying when i walked into a delivery today and on the desk was an assault rifle in a case with 4 magazines of ammunition. Along with bullet proof vests and helmet's At least they will willing to give you a sporting chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Met a girl who is only, at best, a 7/10 but I really fancy her. What should I do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Met a girl who is only, at best, a 7/10 but I really fancy her. What should I do? If you fancy her what's the fucking problem??????? Get yer shit sorted and start speaking to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I thought that teachers were supposed to educate? A teenager who shaved his head to raise money for charity has returned to class after being put in isolation for four days by his school. "We weren't aware there was policy over length of hair." http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-31094278 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Speak to SimonLichtie mate he'll tell you what to do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 If you fancy her what's the fucking problem??????? Get yer shit sorted and start speaking to her. But she is only a 7/10 at best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 But she is only a 7/10 at best. Who cares? You fancy her? How can you really fancy someone who in your eyes you only see as a 7/10?! What don't you like about her? This a Scouse bird? Haha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 But she is only a 7/10 at best. Tell her you're willing at a pinch to have sex with her, but only from behind. And record the conversation and post it on here so we don't lose respect for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Tell her you're willing at a pinch to have sex with her, but only from behind. And record the conversation and post it on here so we don't lose respect for you. I want front sex though. I'll tell her that I listen to Taylor Swift and think of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I want front sex though. I'll tell her that I listen to Taylor Swift and think of her. That'll do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 But she is only a 7/10 at best. She thinks you're only a 4.5................. Feckin' get on with it or shut yer hole........................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Easy stuff this wedding planning but definitely a total waste of money. 19 days until P&Bs second (?) wedding takes place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I just had to switch to the desktop version to check. Ooft, that's pretty bad.I'm in your neck of the woods...as was. What do you recommend? I've been before so don't bullshit me. There's a couple of non league games to choose from tomorrow and one on Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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