paranoid android Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 A sandwich to be proud of! Was it you playing your own song? Aye - a great big messy blues thing - this: https://soundcloud.com/the-kettle-zone/Memphis Not too sophisticated, but the guy liked it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Never fails to amaze what a talented bunch of fuckers you lot are. Congrats Android. Totally not jealous and, therefore, not seething. At all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Never fails to amaze what a talented bunch of fuckers you lot are. Congrats Android. Totally not jealous and, therefore, not seething. At all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 My embarrassing Fifteen to One answer that I thought would only be shown at daytime on Channel 4 has just been played on The One Show. So there's that plan out the window... Oh Number 9! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 (edited) Oh Number 9! As others have said, at least it was an animal...And look at that youthful, fresh face - I wasn't even born then! (Thank you, makeup) Edited May 16, 2015 by Sooky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Further proof, if any were needed, that behind every hipster beard is a thoroughgoing c**t:- http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/florida-man-massacres-ducklings-lawnmower-shocked-family-look-1501563 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Further proof, if any were needed, that behind every hipster beard is a thoroughgoing c**t:- http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/florida-man-massacres-ducklings-lawnmower-shocked-family-look-1501563 I'd drive a lawnmower over that c***s head. No problem at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'd drive a lawnmower over that c***s head. No problem at all. I was going to write to Kim Jong Un to suggest that as his next execution method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I think this forum should have a recent purchase thread where we can share stuff we have just bought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I think this forum should have a recent purchase thread where we can share stuff we have just bought Agreed. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/24512-shopping-thread/page-1?hl= shopping thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Agreed. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/24512-shopping-thread/page-1?hl= shopping thread I thought this was just a thread for people to talk about their experiences when out shopping rather than the actual purchases 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Currently eating flame grilled toasties. I was making toasties and come through the living room whilst they're 'cooking' all of a sudden there's a massive bang and everything's went off. "Fucks that burning smell?" Thinks me. Turns out I was also toastie the cable along with the sandwiches. The worst part is its warburtons 'thickest ever' bread and whilst closing the lid I thought - I know it says thickest ever but f**k me this is a squeeze. Absolute idiot. FFS you were lucky you weren't electrocuted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Just noticed the Tall Ships Races this year are from Belfast. http://www.tallshipsbelfast.com/ Red Arrows there on 5th July. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Nice one PA! How did you get it on the radio? Believe it or not, it was an advert on Gumtree! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Currently eating flame grilled toasties. I was making toasties and come through the living room whilst they're 'cooking' all of a sudden there's a massive bang and everything's went off. "Fucks that burning smell?" Thinks me. Turns out I was also toastie the cable along with the sandwiches. The worst part is its warburtons 'thickest ever' bread and whilst closing the lid I thought - I know it says thickest ever but f**k me this is a squeeze. Absolute idiot. What did the wire taste like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 What did the wire taste like? Same as going down town wi a ginger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Brilliant! How did that work then? This was the advert: http://www.gumtree.com/p/other-musicians-wanted/wanted-music-by-unsigned-blues-bands-or-blues-solo-artists/1112577690 I responded to it, and he gave me an email address to send some MP3s to. He then emailed me back, saying he liked one of the tracks, and that he was going to play it. His is the blues show, which goes out on Fridays from 9 until 10 on Leith's Castle FM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Further proof, if any were needed, that behind every hipster beard is a thoroughgoing c**t:- http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/florida-man-massacres-ducklings-lawnmower-shocked-family-look-1501563 That's a hipster beard? I had one ages before the hipsters discovered it. Also, for those interested in lawnmower-based retribution, I think what you're looking for is this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Superb. Never heard of that route for picking up some unsigned music before! I'd always heard that Craigslist was the place to find unfamiliar talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 Scott Davie on Sportsound reporting from ICT informing the masses that a song played at the ground to celebrate going into Europe was 'Leaving on a jet plane' He mused 'That didn't turn out too well for John Denver' cue Richard Gordon shitting himself and issuing an apology to John Denver fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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