kerrdavidson95 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I passed my test two days after Christmas and drove to Southampton on the 4th January. Absolute breeze. Now I do it four or five times a year without issue, although the parents think I'm a horrendous driver and I'm a danger to myself. At the end of the day if you stay within your limits of what you're comfortable with and of course the speed limits you'll hardly go wrong, and the biggest risks on the road are the people who go out with these limits and pose a danger to themselves and other drivers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 A woman, who looks about 40 has just got on the bus. She seems a Jakey and is the oariest beast I've ever heard. Her daughter is named Diva. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Yep, Jakey. Chemist appointment. Poor kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaSeDG0DSA1NT Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 A woman, who looks about 40 has just got on the bus. She seems a Jakey and is the oariest beast I've ever heard. Her daughter is named Diva. Fucking hell. Pffffft riding the bus BAHAHAHA Oh checks out your from Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I went to a drive through KFC not very long ago and i hated it, was very stressful and we ended up pulling in to eat it and we had no salt for the chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 A woman, who looks about 40 has just got on the bus. She seems a Jakey and is the oariest beast I've ever heard. Her daughter is named Diva. Fucking hell. Would you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Would you? Why do you think she has to go to the chemist... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Just speaking to an acquaintance who lives in the leafy west Edinburgh suburb of Wester Hailes. On a recent warm night he couldn't sleep so got up and opened the window. He could hear movement in the darkness below and heard the word "fire" being uttered. A wee while later he could smell smoke and in the gardens below, could see a figure standing over a fire. He asked the fire-raiser what he was up to. Fire raiser apologised and asked if the fire was bothering him. He replied that he was curious and a little concerned about the risk of the fire spreading but was not unduly perturbed. Fireraiser explained he'd just found out his girlfriend was pregnant by another man so was burning her stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Job interview next Thursday. Safe to say, I'm shitting it already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Just speaking to an acquaintance who lives in the leafy west Edinburgh suburb of Wester Hailes. On a recent warm night he couldn't sleep so got up and opened the window. He could hear movement in the darkness below and heard the word "fire" being uttered. A wee while later he could smell smoke and in the gardens below, could see a figure standing over a fire. He asked the fire-raiser what he was up to. Fire raiser apologised and asked if the fire was bothering him. He replied that he was curious and a little concerned about the risk of the fire spreading but was not unduly perturbed. Fireraiser explained he'd just found out his girlfriend was pregnant by another man so was burning her stuff. Did her stuff appear to be wrapped up in a bit of old carpet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Did her stuff appear to be wrapped up in a bit of old carpet? Was Alexander Pacteau the other man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Job interview next Thursday. Safe to say, I'm shitting it already. What's it for? I had one on Thursday just there, still waiting to hear back. I approached it with the attitude that I have a job anyway so I've nothing to lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 What's it for? I had one on Thursday just there, still waiting to hear back. I approached it with the attitude that I have a job anyway so I've nothing to lose. Commissioning spark/ tech. It's not the great unknown I'm going into. Im more than confident in my abilities and I'd be comfortable in the position, if successful. It's the fact my arse collapses, comically at times, in an interview situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Ninewells have sifted through my faeces and there's no blood in it. Thank f**k for that. Were they specifically looking for something or is that offered in check ups? Either way, f**k that for a job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 (edited) Just packed away my Xbox One before its sold onto some silly sod tomorrow. Goodbye you absolute disappointment. Onto PS4 land. Edited September 16, 2015 by mrcat1990 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Just packed away my Xbox One before its sold onto some silly sod tomorrow. Goodbye you absolute disappointment. Onto PS4 land. Another one comes to the Right Side 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 It's sad really. My Xbox 360 was easily the greatest console I ever owned and gave me so many years of joy. The Xbox One isn't great to use, PS4 is getting the exclusives I want to play and literally none of my pals bought an Xbox One. It could've been another beautiful eight years with Microsoft but it wasn't to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Were they specifically looking for something or is that offered in check ups? Either way, f**k that for a job. When you hit 50 you get the test kit in the post about a week later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Pass a field of free range turkeys on the way home every night, they've got a great life, living in the poly tunnel and roaming around outside, protected by an electric fence. I feel a bit sad when I think of the fate that awaits them, in a few short weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 It's sad really. My Xbox 360 was easily the greatest console I ever owned and gave me so many years of joy. The Xbox One isn't great to use, PS4 is getting the exclusives I want to play and literally none of my pals bought an Xbox One. It could've been another beautiful eight years with Microsoft but it wasn't to be. It may well be cheesy, but the PS4 slogan is absolutely spot on. They did listen to the players after getting it wrong with the PS3 and as a result even diehard Xbox fans made the change this time. From day one Microsoft were all about squeezing every last penny out of the consumer, it was only after they realised they were miles behind in pre-sales that they made some massive changes. Fair play to them for doing so, but at the same time had they not been greedy c*nts to start with I'm confident they'd have kept the majority of their fans. I doubt Microsoft will ever f*ck it up so badly in the future and they may well take a leaf out of Sony's book. Sony got it wrong after the PS2 (the greatest console of all time IMHO) and gave us the PS3. Learned from their mistakes and gave us the PS4. Microsoft got it wrong after the 360 (certainly another of the greatest consoles of all time) and gave us the Xboxone, so if they follow Sony's path they should be producing a very impressive machine a few years down the line (Not that I'll be buying it ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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