welshbairn Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Cheeky b*****d, I'm only wearing it because I can't find the smoking jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Kool Keith said: I had a girl I was only shagging for about a month call my flatmate worried about me and he just told her not to bother because it happens all the time. Crabs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Very witty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 How long were you actually AWOL, and what were you up to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Kool Keith said: I had a girl I was only shagging for about a month That Viagra must be good stuff right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Remember circa 2010-2012ish, lots of women had that kind of haircut where one side of their heid was shaved, a la Skrillex? I wish that would come back in fashion, I loved it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: Remember circa 2010-2012ish, lots of women had that kind of haircut where one side of their heid was shaved, a la Skrillex? I wish that would come back in fashion, I loved it. Were they not all lesbians though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Well all women are a wee bit lesbian Bert. Especially after me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Some words are intrinsically funny regardless of context. Watching the news just there and there was a bit about that truck attack in Israel today. The reporter said "You can still see the skidmarks..." and the missus and I looked at each other and burst out laughing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Remember circa 2010-2012ish, lots of women had that kind of haircut where one side of their heid was shaved, a la Skrillex? I wish that would come back in fashion, I loved it. Undercut or something wasn't it? I mind it was mildly-extremely attractive on some burds but looked awful on others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Some words are intrinsically funny regardless of context. Watching the news just there and there was a bit about that truck attack in Israel today. The reporter said "You can still see the skidmarks..." and the missus and I looked at each other and burst out laughing... The whole emailing to the boss fiasco really affected oor Bobby, he's now lurking in crime scenes in the Middle East. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Undercut or something wasn't it? I mind it was mildly-extremely attractive on some burds but looked awful on others. Aye, having googled it just now it seems my minds eye has rose tinted glasses on, or more accurately a rose tinted monocle. I would say it looked sexy as f**k on anybody over a 6/10 maybe, provided it wasn't shaved to the bone. A 1 or 2 on the clippers was ideal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Aye, having googled it just now it seems my minds eye has rose tinted glasses on, or more accurately a rose tinted monocle. I would say it looked sexy as f**k on anybody over a 6/10 maybe, provided it wasn't shaved to the bone. A 1 or 2 on the clippers was ideal. Just googled it there and aye, some of them definitely climb up the wid scale with an undercut. Googled This is England undercut as well, and the following picture came up. pretty much sums up what that hairstyle can do for some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 [emoji848] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Domino's finally open a store in Dalkeith later today. Greatest thing to happen in Dalkeith since The Park nightclub opened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Domino's finally open a store in Dalkeith later today. Greatest thing to happen in Dalkeith since The Park nightclub opened. A Time for Heroes m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 12 hours ago, paranoid android said: Lassie at work got married yesterday - she's been on Facebook all day today when she should be getting rode raw. Shirley no! Get him telt!! Poor start, probably fall at the next fence. I blame the jockey, can't keep control of the mare on the big day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 It'd be hard to find a better example 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 https://www.rt.com/viral/372543-semen-syringe-squirter-arrested/ Stories like this don't even surprise me any more but heres a guy who ejaculated into syringes and then squirted his sperm at unsuspecting ladies in a shopping mall. What a w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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