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Will the Tattoo of an octopus be less expensive? Probably. Everyone's a winner.

 

“I think I’m going to get an octopus or something because it has so many arms."

 

I can't think why nobody donated. Maybe he should come on here and tell folk his house has burnt down.

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The Swiss gave me a new residency/work permit today. I'm here for at least another 5 years by the looks of it. Downside is I will now have to do my own tax returns. Positive to that is that I can now start claiming on absolutely everything that is remotely tax deductible.

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There's a big argument breaking out on a 'Dundee Takeaway Review' FB page between the owner of Victor's Fish Bar and a customer. It's hilarious. To give you a taster of what you're missing out on, the guy that runs Victor's Fish Bar doesn't let up with his responses to his Just Eat feedback. 
ETA: The boy has posted up the customer's address. :lol:
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Does the baldy headed guy still run the victor? Always been an arrogant wee cock
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46 minutes ago, Ross. said:

The Swiss gave me a new residency/work permit today. I'm here for at least another 5 years by the looks of it. Downside is I will now have to do my own tax returns. Positive to that is that I can now start claiming on absolutely everything that is remotely tax deductible.

If you pm me your address I will send you an invoice for consultancy work,

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4 hours ago, Unleash The Nade said:

Just given my entire CD collection of around 350 albums to a charity shop.

That was a bit painful :(

Thanks m8; we'll put them to good use.

I'd no idea Lostprophets made so many records TBH.

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23 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:

Internets gone down the same day Sky let me know my bills almost doubling to £130 a month.

Arseholes

Was about to express shock that someone was paying £130 a month for internet, but then I realised that must include TV.

You're paying £130 a month for internet and TV?  :o

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Was about to express shock that someone was paying £130 a month for internet, but then I realised that must include TV.
You're paying £130 a month for internet and TV?  [emoji33]



Mental. Sky are robbing b*****ds. It's no wonder folk are going down illegal routes for TV. Charge a flat rate £30 for TV and folk would pay it. I currently pay £30 for Broadband (but I'll be leaving BT if they don't reduce it) and since my ZGemma packed in I've just had cooncil tele. I really haven't missed it.
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I haven't bought a new CD in over fifteen years.

I buy second-hand ones for buttons all the time though, and rip them on the computer. How much does it generally cost to buy digital downloads of music?

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10 minutes ago, resk said:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42163613

 

Check oot this roaster.  

Have any P&Ber's ever committed suicide in public after being found guilty of crimes against humanity?

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. 

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13 minutes ago, resk said:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-42163613

 

Check oot this roaster.  

Have any P&Ber's ever committed suicide in public after being found guilty of crimes against humanity?

I have.  And I’d do it again.

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