supermik Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Hiya Gary! Gary would have wanked himself to death in minutes if he had clapped eyes on most of the females! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Reminds me of a mature student at my student halls. He was the dead spit of Jimmy Nail so we used to call him "Spender". But we were afraid to tell him this as he looked quite hard. Anyway one day one of us plucked up the courage to take to him and said "you look like Spender". He grinned and replied, not in a Geordie but in a thick Cornish accent "All moi friends call me that". Good guy. The reason I mention "Spender" is that the last time I saw him he was leaving at the end of term and he had piled all his belongings into his Peugeot 105 with only the drivers seat being free of clutter. We wished him good luck on his long journey from Aberdeen to Cornwall and as he left he uttered the immortal words: "If oi have to break suddenly, oi'm fooked!" Was he from the Irish part of Cornwall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Been here before myself, 36 years ago though. Little bit different now but you are right in what you say, it is going to be a bit hotter next week. Good luck if you are going to Portaventura as it is heaving with school kids on day trips.Get a pair of these, a pint of bitter and you’ll be sorted in any Spanish resort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Tynierose said: I've just received an email from the Daily Telegraph. I feel a tad dirty. So are you supporting Johnson or Hunt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 Been here before myself, 36 years ago though. Little bit different now but you are right in what you say, it is going to be a bit hotter next week. Good luck if you are going to Portaventura as it is heaving with school kids on day trips.Yup we areHad been told this already as have someone from work who went the week before. Unsure what days I will go. Going to Barcelona again but only for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 The clothes people wear in summer are wild. I saw a guy earlier in the shop wearing a thick jacket and a scarf. It was 21degrees! Also parked outside a pub earlier and three guys were sitting outside all wearing jackets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 (edited) Have any P&Bers ever been held captive in a bear's den on the brink of death for a month, or to have a better chance of getting a reply here, have any P&Bers held somebody hostage in their house for a month with the purpose of eating them? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9375816/man-bear-attack-found-alive-month-den/ Edited June 27, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Have any P&Bers ever been held captive in a bear's den on the brink of death for a month, or probably more realistically, have any P&Bers held somebody hostage in their house for a month with the purpose of eating him/her? http://www.siberiantimes.com/other/others/news/man-lives-after-bear-breaks-his-spine-and-keeps-him-as-food-inside-den/ Your link's not working. Yes to both of these questions but it was a long time ago back in the days when I was experimenting with hallucinatory drugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 Have any P&Bers ever been held captive in a bear's den on the brink of death for a month, or to have a better chance of getting a reply here, have any P&Bers held somebody hostage in their house for a month with the purpose of eating them? Both happen to me all the time. Getting a wee bit scunnered with it to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Have any P&Bers ever been held captive in a bear's den on the brink of death for a month, or to have a better chance of getting a reply here, have any P&Bers held somebody hostage in their house for a month with the purpose of eating them? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9375816/man-bear-attack-found-alive-month-den/amp/ I've been to Bearsden. Wasn't on the brink of death, just the brink of Milngavie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2019 Share Posted June 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: Have any P&Bers ever been held captive in a bear's den on the brink of death for a month, or to have a better chance of getting a reply here, have any P&Bers held somebody hostage in their house for a month with the purpose of eating them? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9375816/man-bear-attack-found-alive-month-den/amp/ Hope someone gives him a DVD of Bone Tomahawk to cheer him up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I went 4 days without a phone from Saturday to Tuesday (not through choice) and it was thoroughly enjoyable. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just saw my first full kit w****r of the holiday, expected it to be a scouser but alas it's their brothers in grief, sellick. The guy was about 40 too.Bet you he will wear that same outfit everyday of the holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just saw my first full kit w****r of the holiday, expected it to be a scouser but alas it's their brothers in grief, sellick. The guy was about 40 too.Saw one in the Tesco in Ayr last week, also a Greenyin and in his 40s both in age and stones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 35 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Just saw my first full kit w****r of the holiday, expected it to be a scouser but alas it's their brothers in grief, sellick. The guy was about 40 too. Socks on as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just saw my first full kit w****r of the holiday, expected it to be a scouser but alas it's their brothers in grief, sellick. The guy was about 40 too.did he have a name on the back as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Aye, pulled up over the knees. You should keep him under supervision 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Moomintroll said: 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: Just saw my first full kit w****r of the holiday, expected it to be a scouser but alas it's their brothers in grief, sellick. The guy was about 40 too. Bet you he will wear that same outfit everyday of the holiday. He'll wear the away kit whilst the home one is in the wash. That's what I do with my full kit Brechin strips anyway (although I have to steal the shorts and socks as our supporter's club only sells the shirts) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: He'll wear the away kit whilst the home one is in the wash. 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: Just saw my first full kit w****r of the holiday, expected it to be a scouser but alas it's their brothers in grief, sellick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.