KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 My wife grew up in Fife. Thankfully, my superior Glaswegian genes seem to have prevailed in both our kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 My wife grew up in Fife. Thankfully, my superior Glaswegian genes seem to have prevailed in both our kids.All kids are loud and thick mate 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, Dons_1988 said: All kids are loud and thick mate Please don't let your experience of feral teuchter children influence your opinion of my genetically superior offspring, m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My wife grew up in Fife. Thankfully, my superior Glaswegian genes seem to have prevailed in both our kids. Did she ever spend time in or around Dunfermline? Or Glenrothes? Or St Andrews? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Please don't let your experience of feral teuchter children influence your opinion of my genetically superior offspring, m9. Don’t worry m9, it’s my experience of Glaswegians that is influencing my opinion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just now, Shandon Par said: Did she ever spend time in or around Dunfermline? Yes, but she's allergic to capes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Please don't let your experience of feral teuchter children influence your opinion of my genetically superior offspring, m9. Jacob Knightswood-Bear 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48961201Season hasn’t even started yet... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Jacob Knightswood-Bear Do you know if Jacobs ventriloquist act is bookable? Thank you. eta. a gottle of geer. Edited July 12, 2019 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Jacob Knightswood-Bear I like the way the baby is trying to suck on her tit even though she's wearing a top. Bunch of genetically inbred f***wits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, NJ2 said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48961201 Season hasn’t even started yet... Does this behaviour pass as disposable income in Greenock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Anytime Shandon uploaded photos of himself, Rees Mogg was the guy that instantly popped into my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, Dele said: Anytime Shandon uploaded photos of himself, Rees Mogg was the guy that instantly popped into my head. How very dare you. Been sporting a cracking black eye this week which undermines any Rees-Moggishness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 My decrepit old mum is in hospital just now in Fife and the lady opposite her was just kicked off the ward for bad behaviour. Poured a cup of tea over a nurse and throwing bottles at my mum. Fifers eh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 My decrepit old mum is in hospital just now in Fife and the lady opposite her was just kicked off the ward for bad behaviour. Poured a cup of tea over a nurse and throwing bottles at my mum. Fifers eh!No wonder. Look at how her son dresses ffs!(Hope your mum makes a full and speedy recovery because I’m a nice boy really) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Does this behaviour pass as disposable income in Greenock?There’ll definitely be whispers in pubs about the showoff c**t chucking his money around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Please don't let your experience of feral teuchter children influence your opinion of my genetically superior offspring, m9. They are a credit to your wife and whoever their fathers are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: How very dare you. Been sporting a cracking black eye this week which undermines any Rees-Moggishness. Where did you get your monk shoes? My last 2 pairs (Kurt Geiger and Dune) haven't lasted well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: How very dare you. Been sporting a cracking black eye this week which undermines any Rees-Moggishness. ^^^Bruce Forsyth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Looking at jobs and just seen this. I've never seen a company offer you your birthday off as part of your holiday entitlement. Is this common?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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