Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Do you know if Jacobs ventriloquist act is bookable? Thank you. eta. a gottle of geer.Guck the.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 There's a spare bed in my care home just now. Send her in, she sounds fun. Seriously though, I hope she's being well cared for. Went to see Midsommar last night and the nazi/sex/folk music/death cult had a fairly no-nonsense way of dealing with folk when they reached 72. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: "Quite similar” in that they are both shoes? Quite similar as in they should both be in the fucking bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dele said: Quite similar as in they should both be in the fucking bin. Sad thing is, he has another pair just like them. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Mr Pikey said: Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar OFTW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Sad thing is, he has another pair just like them. How do you know that ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Rab B Nesbit said: How do you know that ? Because he has shoepairior intuition. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 15 hours ago, GordonD said: Sad thing is, he has another pair just like them. 10 hours ago, Rab B Nesbit said: How do you know that ? Actually that's a very valid point. He might have nicked those from a display outside a shoe shop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 had my dinner in piperdam on saturday. had fish chips mushy peas and pickled onions. really good meal. piperdam is some place btw. lots of outdoor activities playpark for the kids. going to try the swimming and sauna soon as well. place must make a fortune. definitely be going back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 33 minutes ago, Ylf said: had my dinner in piperdam on saturday. had fish chips mushy peas and pickled onions. really good meal. piperdam is some place btw. lots of outdoor activities playpark for the kids. going to try the swimming and sauna soon as well. place must make a fortune. definitely be going back There was a wedding there the other week, the bad downpour caused a power cut and that meant no hot food for the wedding party. No cold drink. No band. No lighting, only lightening. Piperdam just shrugged their shoulders and never even offered the "Happy" couple a few nights in a suite as a token gesture. I understand it was out of their control but to completely fleece them is a bit OTT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 There was a wedding there the other week, the bad downpour caused a power cut and that meant no hot food for the wedding party. No cold drink. No band. No lighting, only lightening. Piperdam just shrugged their shoulders and never even offered the "Happy" couple a few nights in a suite as a token gesture. I understand it was out of their control but to completely fleece them is a bit OTT. they should have offered something pretty poor that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Got a letter today from this person. Not too sure why but he wants to invite me to a party. Maybe he reads P&B? Kincy or KB most likely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a letter today from this person. Not too sure why but he wants to invite me to a party. Maybe he reads P&B? Kincy or KB most likely. That's the fat c**t that used to be a minister? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Got a letter today from this person. Not too sure why but he wants to invite me to a party. Maybe he reads P&B? Kincy or KB most likely.Eric doffing his cap to you there. Didn’t realise you socialised with the Tory elite, expected better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Got a letter today from this person. Not too sure why but he wants to invite me to a party. Maybe he reads P&B? Kincy or KB most likely. First rule of Loafers Wearing Deviants Club: You do NOT talk about Loafers Wearing Deviants Club. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Eric doffing his cap to you there. Didn’t realise you socialised with the Tory elite, expected better. That's Sir Shandon Par to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 That's Sir Shandon Par to you.Is it f**k! Lord Loafer perhaps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: That's Sir Shandon Par to you. First it was Henry Cooper, now they're dishing out K's to anyone with a swollen brain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Is it f**k! Lord Loafer perhaps. Marquess of Mocassins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Seem to have triggered my own cookery-based spambot stalker @kolkataff Is that Peter Sutcliffe in the avatar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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