sjc Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 00:16, Hedgecutter said: Just discovered that my 'pet' house spider (Steve II) has frozen to death on the back doorstep. He usually lives in the cozy utility room beside the washing machine (until he falls into the plastic wash basket and I have had to set him free), but after over 2 years of keeping it fly-free (following the death of Steve I), he's finally off to the great web in the sky. Funeral will be at my house, Thursday 14th November at 13:30. All welcome. No flowers please. Are you sure he's not just shed his skin? @KnightswoodBear can tell you all about this, he's the resident expert on spiders..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Just received an email from the bigbossman to say that instead of finsihing up on Tuesday 24th December for the year, we'll finish up on Friday 20th. Outstanding news as the extra two days holiday replaces the £20 each to go have a meal with your colleagues. However, on same email is a reminder of national changes to the 2020 May Day bank holiday which has been moved from Monday 4 May to Friday 8 May for the whole of the UK so that the holiday coincides with the 75th anniversary of Victory in Europe Day. This country is fucking bonkers for remembering shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Are you sure he's not just shed his skin? [mention=9645]KnightswoodBear[/mention] can tell you all about this, he's the resident expert on spiders.....Yasssssss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Muzza81 said: See it last week when she was wearing a t shirt that was exposing most of her stomach? Vomit inducing. Yeah, just an odious human being. Even her tattoo is horrid. She 100% failed an entry exam for the Polis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I have little sympathy for animals blessed with wings that get hit by ground vehicles. 'Mon the voles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 I have little sympathy for animals blessed with wings that get hit by ground vehicles. 'Mon the voles. ^^Jacob Rees-Mogg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 12 hours ago, Shotgun said: I've always stood upright, just like most people. I've seen a few OF fans that struggle to stand upright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 What the literal f**k https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/12/sarah-barrass-woman-who-murdered-teenage-sons-jailed-for-life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: What the literal f**k https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/12/sarah-barrass-woman-who-murdered-teenage-sons-jailed-for-life Surely the mother could have told the kids a better lie than their father had died in World War II? A couple of maths and history lessons and they would've started asking questions. Maybe that's why she murdered them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 What the literal f**k https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/12/sarah-barrass-woman-who-murdered-teenage-sons-jailed-for-lifeIt’s always a ray of sunshine with you isn’t it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 22 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: You're probably just cracking them the wrong way around. Easy mistake to make. Have you noticed they pack eggs "upside down" now, with the wider end at the top? Something to do with preventing bubbles in them keeping them fresher for longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 All those scummy guys who magnificently lowered the tone at the horse racing by getting in a massive fight got done todayhttps://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/nov/12/nine-sentenced-fight-goodwood-horse-racingGlorious Goodwood indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 At Coopers (Hindmarsh) Stadium, capacity 16,500, where Adelaide United play home games there is at least 12 outlets selling alcohol and most with minimum 6 taps operating. Almost the same for number of food outlets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eednud said: At Coopers (Hindmarsh) Stadium, capacity 16,500, where Adelaide United play home games there is at least 12 outlets selling alcohol and most with minimum 6 taps operating. Almost the same for number of food outlets. Thats only because you have to be pished to watch Adelaide Utd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Thats only because you have to be pished to watch Adelaide Utd.There are times when I wouldn’t dispute this but FFA Cup Final 2018 and GIRFUY [emoji482] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 There are times when I wouldn’t dispute this but FFA Cup Final 2018 and GIRFUY [emoji482]Pffft Mickey Mouse Cup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 selection box, anyone ? 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Picked this bad boy up from Lidl. Delightful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Was it Dele who posted recently about how shite Simon Howie's meats are? After having both the bacon and square sausage, I can only agree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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