Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Well, it was a choice between Outspan (apartheid) and Jaffa (shooting Palestinian kids). Franco did a good orange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Franco did a good orange. Not really any better... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Not really any better... It's all about opinions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: It's all about opinions. As the man with the wooden leg said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Franco did a good orange. Changed the name to Real Betis oranges iirc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Work opportunities for the @Bairnardo clan take an upturn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50864567 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 Why would you assume my family are shortarses?? Work opportunities for the [mention=68117]Bairnardo[/mention] clan take an upturn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50864567Tbf, it is time my 4 year old started earning her keep... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Work opportunities for the @Bairnardo clan take an upturn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50864567 They'll have to wait till end of Snow White's run, good time to invade Belgium.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 47 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Work opportunities for the @Bairnardo clan take an upturn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50864567 You'd need to add a couple of cushions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Guy got a kb from Nicos nightclub in glasgow last night, said he'd come back with a gun and shoot them. Fair play to the bouncers who tackled him. f**k knows where he got the gun from, app he had 1 bullet. https://imgur.com/a/ZFx2GRB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 Tried the Dundee 71 pilsner over the weekend. Rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 42 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Guy got a kb from Nicos nightclub in glasgow last night, said he'd come back with a gun and shoot them. Fair play to the bouncers who tackled him. f**k knows where he got the gun from, app he had 1 bullet. https://imgur.com/a/ZFx2GRB I'd need to be marched at gun point to go in to Nico's these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd need to be marched at gun point to go in to Nico's these days. Marched at gunpoint? Not so happy when the boot is on the other foot, eh Serge?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 1 minute ago, sjc said: Marched at gunpoint? Not so happy when the boot is on the other foot, eh Serge?! Not when the destination is Nico's. I've had pleasanter visits to concentration camps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Not when the destination is Nico's. I've had pleasanter visits to concentration camps. In fairness, the "experience" varied wildly for you and the staff compared with those interned at the concentration camps..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 The classic fly on the wall cop show Mersey Blues featured a gangster who got knocked back from a nightclub but returned and, IIRC, shot the bouncer dead with a handgun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 This fine time piece is appearing in the adverts on pie and bovril. It's a beauty, you'll be beating the women off with a shitey stick when they see you swerve in to the pub sporting one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 "Give me 5 minutes to tidy up and we'll be away." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Dele said: Tried the Dundee 71 pilsner over the weekend. Rotten. Should it not be called Dundee 1910? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 14 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Should it not be called Dundee 1910? Why would 71 brewing co. bring out a lager called 1910? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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