Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Stolen from mumsnet. Handy for those amongst us who want to make chloroform 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 12 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: Wtf is "oobleck" It's what kids refer to as "slime". A non-Newtonian fluid, named after a sticky slime in a Dr Seuss book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Why can’t I embed tiktok videos on here? What is this? The 1940s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Always wary of grown adults using TikTok, tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Tesco toilets in Keith: Unashamedly robbed from FB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Ach wrong thread. Anyway, have an International Space Station photo of NW Scotland instead: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 10 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Tesco toilets in Keith: Unashamedly robbed from FB Also robbed from @Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charon Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Driving down to Dingwall earlier and passing Ben Wyvis carpark there was a bloke hitching with the thumb out. Couldn't give a lift as two adults and two dugs in the car, but as we passed him it was only then I noticed he had a pair of skies strapped to his back. Good luck wae that cunto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 13/03/2020 at 20:49, charon said: Driving down to Dingwall earlier and passing Ben Wyvis carpark there was a bloke hitching with the thumb out. Couldn't give a lift as two adults and two dugs in the car, but as we passed him it was only then I noticed he had a pair of skies strapped to his back. Good luck wae that cunto. Something I notice a lot is hitch-hikers standing towards the far end of the lay-by. By the time you clock them and consider whether they look too shifty or not, you've already passed any safe place to stop, hence they've missed out on a potential murder ride. Bloody amateurs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Looks like Edinburgh Airport is considering a major shutdown of both flights and eating/drinking facilities over the next week or so. Some airlines will be operating restricted services (if at all) and the shops/bars/eateries will operate and be open on a pro rata basis. As told to me tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I hope Wetherspoons goes bankrupt and that horrible c**t who owns it throws himself from a tall building. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I hope Wetherspoons goes bankrupt and that horrible c**t who owns it throws himself from a tall building. You want Tim to toss himself off? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: You want Tim to toss himself off? You can join him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: You can join him. I believe the collective expression is a "wankathon" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 14 hours ago, hearthammer said: I believe the collective expression is a "wankathon" But who has to eat the biscuit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 The wee one was tossing and turning in her cot last night and the Mrs could see it on the camera so I went to tuck her in a bit and just as I was tucking her in I needed to fart so I backed right into the camera and farted on it for my girlfriend to see/hear but the noise was so loud it made my daughter cry which also enraged my other half. I thought it was funny AF though. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 17 hours ago, hearthammer said: Looks like Edinburgh Airport is considering a major shutdown of both flights and eating/drinking facilities over the next week or so. Some airlines will be operating restricted services (if at all) and the shops/bars/eateries will operate and be open on a pro rata basis. As told to me tonight. Did a certain guy who used to have a fine ginger mullet tell you that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 17 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I hope Wetherspoons goes bankrupt and that horrible c**t who owns it throws himself from a tall building. First thing I’ve read from you that’s been balanced and fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 How to raise awareness about tackling the coronavirus? Release a banger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Did a certain guy who used to have a fine ginger mullet tell you that? ???? You've lost me on that one, i'm afraid. It was a guy who works in one of the coffee outlets who was chatting to airline staff. Apologies if i've missed a "whoosh" there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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