Shandon Par Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 31 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: he should be put in jail for life for that mumble rap garbage. His problem was that he didn’t mumble enough. If he had then it wouldn’t have been so easy for police to do him and his pals for a murder they discuss in the song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Oh, you. He's had an awful year, but he's also getting up there in years and I'm a bit worried this is the start of a mental decline. Couldn't bring myself to correct him, so I'm tempted to make this my official birthday and double the number of presents I get each year (0). Happy Birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 12 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Not sure where else to put this, but the old man just gave me a call to wish me a happy birthday. My birthday isn't in May How do you know it isn't YOU who is wrong and it actually is your birthday? Maybe your old man detected your confusion and thought what a doddery hoor you're becoming. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 There's definitely a mystery to be solved around this matter of BFTD's true birth date. Tell us David; is your "birthday" a little over 9 months after your parents wedding anniversary? Did relatives ever tell you what a big baby you were for your age? Or that your Maw had a bit of a squeeze to get into her wedding dress? Inquiring minds want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 I thought Morrisey was a talentless arsehole back in the ‘80s “before it was cool” and I’m getting annoyed at all the bandwagon jumpers who suddenly think he’s a c**t just because he’s a racist. This is like when top shop started selling Motörhead T shirts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: This is like when top shop started selling Motörhead T shirts Anytime I see someone in a high street Run DMC tshirt I always want to ask them what the name means or to name one of their albums. I never do though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Dee Man said: Anytime I see someone in a high street Run DMC tshirt I always want to ask them what the name means or to name one of their albums. I never do though. I would have to say the Best of Run DMC. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Anytime I see someone in a high street Run DMC tshirt I always want to ask them what the name means or to name one of their albums. I never do though. There was a guy on YouTube that done this very thing and 9/10s of the little hipsters couldn't name a single song, then it got to one guy who named every song on every album in order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 41 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Anytime I see someone in a high street Run DMC tshirt I always want to ask them what the name means or to name one of their albums. I never do though. Just listened to The Ave on my run (it’s downhill) to work there. Wasn’t wearing a Run DMC T-shirt though so unlikely you’d have stopped me anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Just listened to The Ave on my run (it’s downhill) to work there. Wasn’t wearing a Run DMC T-shirt though so unlikely you’d have stopped me anyway. I hope you were running down an avenue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 £1.50 a can but its glorious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I hope you were running down an avenue? I'd love to confirm this but no. Two Roads and two Terraces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Just been listening to this song which contains the beautiful lyrics, Cos I'm a fuckin' necrophiliac, Dead chicks on the deck, bloods my aphrodisiac... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 2 hours ago, Dele said: £1.50 a can but its glorious. When do the dentists reopen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, alta-pete said: When do the dentists reopen? I've just had to check. It quite proudly says '150 calories per can' on it, but I never looked at the sugar content. Online says 64g. Probably why it was so delicious! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 9 minutes ago, alta-pete said: When do the dentists reopen? 2:30. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 2:30.2030 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 17 hours ago, MixuFixit said: he should be put in jail for life for that mumble rap garbage. Can I surprise you? I like mumble rap. I think I destroyed my brain years ago rinsing Danny Brown's first couple of albums though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Warplanes sent to Fife: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-52631705 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 hour ago, GordonD said: 2:30. In Wuhan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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