Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Had my dinner there and was so fucking tired after it I went and lay on my bed for half an hour. When I woke up, I had absolutely no fucking idea where I was, then once I realised I was upstairs, didnt really know why. Superb. Love it when that happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 You should have just left the frogs alone. They eat slugs. My pal had frogs in his garden pond and never had a slug problem in his garden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Waldo Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 I saw a Spitfire today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 16 minutes ago, Mr Waldo said: I saw a Spitfire today. #MeToo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 5 hours ago, bennett said: A quid for 48 already boiled eggs that I don't need to boil or shell, I'm nipping to Morrison's tonight to see if they have any. That long catering egg looks munchable too. How long would it take you to get through 48 hard boiled eggs?? . Not for me ta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 It's absolutely roasting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, 101 said: It's absolutely roasting Tell me about it. My balls were like toffee apples by lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, alta-pete said: How long would it take you to get through 48 hard boiled eggs?? . Not for me ta. Not sure, I'd probably be honking the next day though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, philpy said: Tell me about it. My balls were like toffee apples by lunchtime. Likewise I think mine are cooked through 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Heading away on my main 2020 holiday tomorrow that I hate to admit has been driven by and planned around the purchase of a fresh, hot Stephen's bridie. The other half thinks it's all about getting to stay in a castle, but it was the only decent available hotel that was within a reasonable distance of a Stephen's outlet that's open on a Sunday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 38 minutes ago, philpy said: Tell me about it. My balls were like toffee apples by lunchtime. They been handled by the dirty hands of travelling folk in the back of a caravan? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 You should have just left the frogs alone. They eat slugs. My pal had frogs in his garden pond and never had a slug problem in his garden I'm not expecting many slugs when it's tarmacked tbf. Regardless, I probably sealed their fate by moving them but it was either move them and give them a chance or throw them in the skip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 11 hours ago, Mr Waldo said: I saw a Spitfire today. Taken just before we shot it down. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Trying to eat healthier breakfasts as going by the NHS website my current choices are not. So I tried to make porridge this morning, followed the box instructions exactly and it was runny as f**k, fired more oats in and put it back in the microwave. This time the bowl overflowed with roasting hot slop I managed to burn myself with and coupling that with having to clean the microwave now I was pretty angry about it all, probably increasing my blood pressure. Moral of the story is I should have just eaten the fucking crunchy nut cornflakes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Academically Deficient Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 6 minutes ago, thistledo said: Trying to eat healthier breakfasts as going by the NHS website my current choices are not. So I tried to make porridge this morning, followed the box instructions exactly and it was runny as f**k, fired more oats in and put it back in the microwave. This time the bowl overflowed with roasting hot slop I managed to burn myself with and coupling that with having to clean the microwave now I was pretty angry about it all, probably increasing my blood pressure. Moral of the story is I should have just eaten the fucking crunchy nut cornflakes. If it helps, half a cup of oats, 1 and 1/2 cups of water. Pinch of salt. On the hob and stir gently for about 5 -6 minutes or until it looks the way you like. Works every time. If you wear a Fitbit, the stirring adds to your steps as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 21 minutes ago, thistledo said: Trying to eat healthier breakfasts as going by the NHS website my current choices are not. So I tried to make porridge this morning, followed the box instructions exactly and it was runny as f**k, fired more oats in and put it back in the microwave. This time the bowl overflowed with roasting hot slop I managed to burn myself with and coupling that with having to clean the microwave now I was pretty angry about it all, probably increasing my blood pressure. Moral of the story is I should have just eaten the fucking crunchy nut cornflakes. You don't need to add more oats if it's runny, just give it longer in the microwave. I use the sachets and give it three and a half minutes (750w). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 34 minutes ago, thistledo said: Trying to eat healthier breakfasts as going by the NHS website my current choices are not. So I tried to make porridge this morning, followed the box instructions exactly and it was runny as f**k, fired more oats in and put it back in the microwave. This time the bowl overflowed with roasting hot slop I managed to burn myself with and coupling that with having to clean the microwave now I was pretty angry about it all, probably increasing my blood pressure. Moral of the story is I should have just eaten the fucking crunchy nut cornflakes. 1. Make it on the fucking hob. 2. However much oats are in pot, fill upto that level with cold water and then top with a touch of milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 Or an even simpler solution: have a fry up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 20 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Clearing out the garden and saw a wee pile of frog spawn. Being the sensitive animal lover I am I didn't have the heart to chuck them in the skip. Thankfully the mother was close by and I managed to scoop the eggs and frog up and put them in the nearby field and completed my good deed for the day. A wee while later I spotted another frog and took it to the same place. The eggs I had left earlier were gone. And so I'm now wondering if the first frog has taken the eggs away to hide or if I had the mother the second time and the first frog was an intruder who has just got a free meal. Don't move frogs. It can spread the chytrid plague. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.arguk.org/info-advice/advice-notes/324-advice-note-4-amphibian-disease-precautions-a-guide-for-uk-fieldworkers-pdf-2/file&ved=2ahUKEwit3ujevfLrAhWSiVwKHUphDOQQFjAAegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw0AcvWs_y6XttnTf5hU9gSF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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