johnnydun Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Szamo's_Ammo said: There's been a manure smell coming and going around Dryburgh the past couple of days. Funny you say that my Dryburgh friend, I thought that picking up the bairn from school yesterday. Edited August 22, 2020 by johnnydun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Just spotted a mobile speed camera setting up at Dirleton heading towards North Berwick. Be A Wear. You do get some bams and boy racers on that bit of the road For once I say "gaun the traffic cops" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Put an offer in on a car part on ebay earlier on in the week for £15 the item was at £9 with no offers. The guy declined and left a note saying he was wanting £25. Just got a notification on my phone it was ending soon, noticed it'd had no offers so put a bid in and got it for £9.50. Get it roond ye ya tight bass. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Spelt flour is nice for bread too.Meant to post this in the other thread, mainly for your benefit. Mrs B is fucking about with gluten free so I have used spelt for flour and pasta and it worked fairly well for both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 31 minutes ago, Empty It said: Put an offer in on a car part on ebay earlier on in the week for £15 the item was at £9 with no offers. The guy declined and left a note saying he was wanting £25. Just got a notification on my phone it was ending soon, noticed it'd had no offers so put a bid in and got it for £9.50. Get it roond ye ya tight bass. You could've parked the car in your living room unit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 You could've parked the car in your living room unit.The car is almost as old as the unit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 I’m playing golf tomorrow, I have never played golf before 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 I’m playing golf tomorrow, I have never played golf beforeGood luck. Don't try and hit the ball hard. It doesn't work like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 29 minutes ago, pandarilla said: 39 minutes ago, heedthebaa said: I’m playing golf tomorrow, I have never played golf before Good luck. Don't try and hit the ball hard. It doesn't work like that. I’m just hoping to hit the ball 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, pandarilla said: 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: I’m playing golf tomorrow, I have never played golf before Good luck. Don't try and hit the ball hard. It doesn't work like that. This, let the club do the work, and don't move your head. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 1 hour ago, heedthebaa said: I’m playing golf tomorrow, I have never played golf before If you want to improve your swing, get your wife to sew a gusset in your breeks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: I’m playing golf tomorrow, I have never played golf before Fuxake, Covid must have hit Golf clubs hard. They're letting any old scruffy cnut in these days! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Fuxake, Covid must have hit Golf clubs hard. They're letting any old scruffy cnut in these days! The wife has the sewing machine oot now, can’t say I’m happy at cutting the England top in half but needs must. She needs more info on the gusset though, think I’ll bide in the buggy and tan some T 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Jesus f**k. Yon Garbage Pail Kid had better get a sweater tied round his neck or they'll never let him into the yacht club afterwards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glad it wasn’t just me. I was checking my drawers outside Tesco earlier. Outside Tesco? Was that you I gave the pound to? (It was only because I felt sorry for the dug.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 On 20/08/2020 at 18:06, Shotgun said: The numerous side-boob shots of Ms Adams apart, I was disappointed with American Hustle after all the hype. If you haven't seen her in Junebug, I would thoroughly recommend it. She owned that film. And she is indeed, quite lovely. Grew up a couple of hours from where I live too. That's about the worst claim to fame I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: Fuxake, Covid must have hit Golf clubs hard. They're letting any old scruffy cnut in these days! Your membership has been approved, then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 2 hours ago, GordonD said: (It was only because I felt sorry for the dug.) Bit harsh on the wife m8. She had some make up on as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 An inordinate amount of members who haven't posted have changed their profile pictures today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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