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Fireworks are dreadful, for perverts and should be banned.
I think fireworks in their correct context, which is organised display of the great big fuckoff ones, are beautiful and mesmerising.

I also think that a 12 pack of rockets and a couple of shitey Catherine wheels in every second back garden, for 3 nights either side of November 5th can f**k all the way off. Absolutely no need to sell these things to the public, who absolutely cannot act responsibly with them, and other folk shouldnt have to listen to your cheap pathetic display either.
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I think fireworks in their correct context, which is organised display of the great big fuckoff ones, are beautiful and mesmerising.

I also think that a 12 pack of rockets and a couple of shitey Catherine wheels in every second back garden, for 3 nights either side of November 5th can f**k all the way off. Absolutely no need to sell these things to the public, who absolutely cannot act responsibly with them, and other folk shouldnt have to listen to your cheap pathetic display either.
Nah. Fucking waste of time and they leave around a horrible amount of waste that doesn't break down for fucking years.
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6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

I think fireworks in their correct context, which is organised display of the great big fuckoff ones, are beautiful and mesmerising.

I also think that a 12 pack of rockets and a couple of shitey Catherine wheels in every second back garden, for 3 nights either side of November 5th can f**k all the way off. Absolutely no need to sell these things to the public, who absolutely cannot act responsibly with them, and other folk shouldnt have to listen to your cheap pathetic display either.

Why Do Americans Celebrate the Fourth of July with Fireworks? | Britannica

Here you go. No noise, no waste, no distressed animals while maintaining the prettiness. 

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Nah. Fucking waste of time and they leave around a horrible amount of waste that doesn't break down for fucking years.
The fireworks don't leave behind the waste, people do. As so often, they have their place but people find a way to ruin things.

I was in China during their New Year once, those boys know what to do with the fuckers.
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12 hours ago, Bairnardo said:
12 hours ago, Stellaboz said:
Nah. Fucking waste of time and they leave around a horrible amount of waste that doesn't break down for fucking years.

Well fight me then.

I easily WIN this fight. The OBSERVERS even thought I won. I am the greatest. 

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Could take them or leave them, anyone watching fireworks still experiencing the same joy after a few of them, as they did for the first one probably isn't particularly intelligent. 

Also, I have a 3 month old that kept waking up because of them meaning I had to deal with a screaming mess all night. So fireworks can absolutely get banned right now. Until such times as the wean meets the criteria above. 

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